Bieber to be protected by 6,000 cops at Mexico City concert

(Newser)–The Bieber may outdraw the Beatle: The Mexico City organizers of Monday’s free concert by teen star Justin Bieber predict it could be even bigger than Paul McCartney’s May 10 concert in the city’s central plaza, which attracted some 200,000 people. One thing’s for sure: Officials are planning elaborate security arrangements for the event, with nearly 6,000 police officers, two helicopters, 500 portable toilets, and four rings of barriers. Checkpoints will limit the crowd in the plaza to about 80,000, with other fans directed to watch the concert on giant screens erected on neighboring streets. A recent performance by McCartney in Bogota, Colombia, was guarded by a comparatively paltry 1,400 cops.

So this is the end of Bieber I guess.  I mean there is just no way he doesn’t get abducted in Mexico City.  People get abducted all the time down there and the fact that Biebs is going to have 6000 Mexican cops only makes me more worried.  There is nothing more corrupt than a Mexican police officer.  The more Mexican cops protecting Bieber the more likely it is that handful are working for a Mexican Drug Lord who wants non-stop personal Bieber concerts in the basement of his mansion.  I’d rather have one Kevin Costner than a billion Mexican Cops.  This is the end.  Poor Biebs.  Adios El Principe de Musica Popular.

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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Happy Birthday To The “L”: CTA system is 120 years old

(ChicagoMag)–EXCERPT FROM FIRST EVER ARTICLE ABOUT THE “L” IN 1892–And then the coaches. New York has never seen such gay ones as those put in service yesterday. They have an outside color of pale olive green, and inside they are finished in oak and cherry in natural colors. The seats are roomy and comfortable, with cushions, the ones at either end, running lengthways of the car, being divided by arm rests in cherry. Eight double seats are in the center of the car, the same as in an ordinary railroad coach. These have high backs, and between each there is a small mirror set in the side of the car between the windows. The windows are wide, and at present have the added novelty of opening easily. The doors are novelties in their way. They are of the double sliding pattern and when one is pushed back both open. The platforms are roomy and are provided with gates which are opened by the gateman when the cars come to a stop and closed and locked before the strain starts again. The ceilings of the coaches are decorated in a variety of ways. Some are of hardwoods, while others are covered with a coarse canvas fastened with large brass-headed tacks and colored dark blue, brown, and red. There are straps of the same pattern furnished by Mr. Yerkes. Everything about the line denotes solidity, and at the same time an attempt to make the equipment and the stations as handsome and convenient as possible. All the station houses so far completed are built underneath the track, though this will be impossible where the road runs in streets as it will south of Thirty-ninth street. They are of brick and terra cotta with all the woodwork in oak. One ticket seller and one collector will transact the ticket business for both north and south bound trains. The passengers coming in, pass the windows of the ticket office, then the ticket box where the tickets are dropped, and then go through a passage way to the stairs. At the head of the first landing the stairs divide, the one for the down town trains being on the east and the one for the south bound trains on the west side. The stations have a wainscoting of enameled brick to a height of six feet and are plastered above. The stairways have a graceful iron covering which extends above both platforms. A platform-man is stationed on each platform to keep the crowds moving aright and there is a janitor in service at each station. Toilet-rooms have been provided for men and women at each of the stations, except the one at Congress street, which is located in a building facing Congress and Wabash avenue.

 

Yep…happy birthday. This video kind of sums of the modern “L”.  Not a place in the city with a better chance of running into a complete lunatic.

PS: Keep antagonizing that crazy German-Australian chick who is 5’2″ and solid muscle, but I don’t want to hear you crying when you’re murdered.  It’s why I never make eye contact with anyone on the L.  Not worth the risk.

 

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Maybe the best song parody ever: “I will be your girlfriend”

 

A++++++++++ This girl just nailed it.  It’s funny because it’s true.  Girls are nuts. If I was in a position to hire people I wouldn’t stop until this girl was writing smut blogs and making videos for Windy Citizen Sports. My only concern is that this seems a little too natural.  Like she probably just pulled all of those insane references from life experience.  You can’t fake crazy like that.  It’s in her eyes.

 

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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Well Miami fans, at least you’ve got this: Dolphins Cheerleaders “Call Me Maybe” video

 

Part of me thinks the Dolphins Cheerleaders made this video in direct response to Lauren Tannehill burning down the internet.  Trying to let her and everyone else know that there are other hot chicks involved with the Dolphins.  I think Tannehill is still winning though.

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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Neil deGrasse Tyson spitting more pimp universe shit

 

PREACH NdT!!! PREACH!!!! If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1000 times…there is not a person on person Earth who speaks with more weight than Neil deGrasse Tyson.  The guy makes Ray Lewis’s inspirational speeches sound like Ben Stein in “Ferris Buehler’s Day Off”.  If NdT is really only asking for a penny for NASA I am in. As long as it is a penny per person and not a penny per tax dollar because that would be INSANE.  Science needs to start doing cool shit again.  Once we beat the shit out of the Russians and communism we’ve just been chilling as a society.  We need a rival.  And not a rival that is pathetic like Al-Qaeda or Iran.  We need a real rival.  We need an Ivan Drago. China…I am looking in your direction.  You guys are kinda lurking in the background being all sneaky evil and buying shit left and right, but you still pretty much suck on most levels.  Step you’re game up so America can be inspired to be number one in everything again.  Maybe we should send Neil deGrasse Tyson to pump them up…but only use like B material.  Save the A+ stuff for us.

PS: The only thing I could think of when he was giving this inspirational speech was the most inspirational speech of all time…

 

PPS: Miami delenda est

 

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Cutest thing you’ll see all day: 10 month old baby hears Bieber for the first time

YouTube Description: “Maddie just had her hearing aids installed and she can finally hear. Her first taste of music is Justin Bieber… and she loved it!”

Honestly, has anyone ever had a different experience than this the first time they heard Justin Bieber?  I know this is pretty much how it was when I had my first Biebs experience.  Just instantaneous uncontrollable dancing.  I feel you Maddie.  Welcome to the club.  Newest Belieber on the block.  Enjoy the ride sweet girl.

PS: Umm…far be it from me to criticize someone’s cleanliness…but seriously straighten that room up girls.

PPS: Miami delenda est

 

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Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the Kardashians any more…

 

Ugh, just gross.  Somebody needs to flour bomb the whole family.  I feel like it’s been a decade since Kim got plastered.  Someone just step up and do it.  Nail the entire family.  Maybe I’ll do it once I am done destroying the Miami Heat.

 

PS: East side or die. I can still recite every word to Hypnotize as long as the music going.

PPS: Miami delenda est

 

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Obama sings “Call Me Maybe”

Jeez, Obama…desparate much?  I mean these “Call Me Maybe” video are completely played out.  2008 Obama would have released this video six weeks ago.  I think Axelrod has lost his edge.  Obama just doesn’t appear to be connected with the people anymore.  Totally mailed in this performance too.  So monotone and zero choreography.  That might have been enough to beat McCain, but Romney is a different animal.  Obama needs to get his cool back and fast.

PS: These videos are still cool if you’re in Miss USA…

PPS: Miami delenda est

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Mother Earth is one beautiful bitch

I don’t know why I have a weakness for these types of videos, but I just do.  Mother Earth is a hard ten in this video. Absolutely glowing.

PS: Miami delenda est

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HEAT VS CELTICS TONIGHT…DO YOUR WORST STERN!!!

I think it’s almost a certainty that David Stern tells the refs to fix the game for the Celtics tonight after they stole the previous two games.  Honestly, eff that noise.  Russell’s Celtics didn’t need favors, Hondo’s Celtics didn’t favors, Bird’s Celtics didn’t need favors and neither do the 2012 Celtics.  There is something special about this team and this organization.  Call it what you want… Celtic Pride or Celtic Mystic or whatever…this team has it.  All the Celtics need is for this game to be called fair. And that’s all the Celtics WANT too.  I don’t want the Celtics victories to be tarnished and have an asterisk next to them as a Donaghy game.  The Celtics are too proud for that.  They are too good for that.  That is an insult to the tradition and the uniform the 2012 Celtics wear so admirably.  Roll the ball out there and let the boys play.  If anything I’d rather continue to fight against Stern and his minions than have something given to us. DO IT CELTICS. DO IT!!!  MIAMI DELENDA EST!!! MIAMI MUST BE DESTROYED!!!

 

 

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