Posts Tagged ‘Chicago sports blogs’

Maybe the best song parody ever: “I will be your girlfriend”

June 7, 2012 2 comments


A++++++++++ This girl just nailed it.  It’s funny because it’s true.  Girls are nuts. If I was in a position to hire people I wouldn’t stop until this girl was writing smut blogs and making videos for Windy Citizen Sports. My only concern is that this seems a little too natural.  Like she probably just pulled all of those insane references from life experience.  You can’t fake crazy like that.  It’s in her eyes.



PS: Miami delenda est


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Communist China’s cover of “Rolling In The Deep” by Adele

March 19, 2012 Leave a comment


Seriously China, go fuck yourselves.  If you want to steal America’s intellectual property, money, jobs, fast food chains, and washed up basketball stars that’s one thing, but back the hell off Adele. She is ours.  We stole her from the Great Britain fair and square and I’ll be god damned if I am gonna sit here and let the Chinese invade our culture. Get your own super mega star with the heart of gold.  Cue The Dolls with good old-fashioned American ideals.


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Who says you can’t make a political commericial for under $5?

January 30, 2012 1 comment


This guy would have my vote if he lived in my district.  You can’t trust anything a politician says these days, but I know what I like and I like parrots with human heads and cheap computer animation. Superpacs be damned.  This guy can congress for me any day.


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