Neil deGrasse Tyson spitting more pimp universe shit
PREACH NdT!!! PREACH!!!! If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1000 times…there is not a person on person Earth who speaks with more weight than Neil deGrasse Tyson. The guy makes Ray Lewis’s inspirational speeches sound like Ben Stein in “Ferris Buehler’s Day Off”. If NdT is really only asking for a penny for NASA I am in. As long as it is a penny per person and not a penny per tax dollar because that would be INSANE. Science needs to start doing cool shit again. Once we beat the shit out of the Russians and communism we’ve just been chilling as a society. We need a rival. And not a rival that is pathetic like Al-Qaeda or Iran. We need a real rival. We need an Ivan Drago. China…I am looking in your direction. You guys are kinda lurking in the background being all sneaky evil and buying shit left and right, but you still pretty much suck on most levels. Step you’re game up so America can be inspired to be number one in everything again. Maybe we should send Neil deGrasse Tyson to pump them up…but only use like B material. Save the A+ stuff for us.
PS: The only thing I could think of when he was giving this inspirational speech was the most inspirational speech of all time…
PPS: Miami delenda est
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