This guy is absolutely killing it. So much swag that he’s turning dudes gay instantly. I have never seen dancing quite like this. I have a hard time just standing on the El. Every stop, turn, bump and I am bracing myself for a fall. This guy(who isn’t Ron apparently) is inventing dance moves and strutting his stuff for everyone to see.
PS: Turns out Gays are just as lost in the dating game as anyone else. That was a pathetic line. “Umm are you Ron. No? Oh, I thought your name was Ron.” It was like something I would say to a girl in the bar. Drunk, go up to her guns blazing, then have nothing to say, mumble something under my breath, and go back to admiring from a distance.