(Newser)–Brace yourself: Another depressingly good-looking human is on its way. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting once again, according to Us Weekly. Bundchen is three months into the pregnancy, an insider tells the magazine, which helpfully notes that there isn’t much of a baby bump thus far. The couple already has a 2-year-old, Benjamin; Brady has a 4-year-old son, Jack, from a previous relationship. “They are really happy!” the source says. As for the rest of us: Let’s hope the “superbaby” doesn’t “destroy us all,”
If I have said it once I have said it 1000 times…the more kids running around this planet with Tom Brady’s DNA the better it is for all of us. The pinnacle of the species has an obligation to pass along their traits. I feel a lot better about the future of human civilization today. The sky is the limit for this kid. President? Astronaut? Patriots QB? Superstar soccer player? Blogger? Who knows? The kid can’t be stopped. I can’t wait to see how the stock market responds to this news. It’s gotta be worth like 300 points on DOW. This is the kind of news that can turn the economy. God bless the Bradys.
PS: I am kind of surprised Brady and Gisele don’t have like 20 kids by now. There isn’t a contraceptive on earth that can stop Tom Brady.
PPS: Miami delenda est
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