The Smoking Gun— A Tennessee woman who said she wanted a relationship–and did not want to be just “a booty call”–allegedly stabbed a male suitor Tuesday night after he became irate when she put the brakes on his attempts to “touch her suggestively,” police report. Oh, did we mention that the two are first cousins? Erica Wilson, 21, and Jesse Brooks, 32, were arrested and charged with aggravated domestic assault following a brawl in Brooks’s home in Rogersville. The combatants are pictured in the above mug shots. Wilson told a sheriff’s deputy that she and Brooks had “gotten into an argument about the status” of their relationship. It was during the argument, Wilson reported, that Brooks “began to touch her suggestively and stated that ‘he wanted her.’” In response, Wilson told her cousin that she “wanted a relationship and did not want to be ‘A Booty Call,’” according to a Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office report. The latter comment allegedly infuriated Brooks, who began cursing at Wilson, and then allegedly knocked her to the kitchen floor with a flurry of punches. Fighting back, Wilson grabbed a pair of scissors and slashed away at her cousin’s face, neck, arms, and back. An investigator noted that Wilson and Brooks, who smelled of booze, admitted to consuming significant amounts of Everclear grain alcohol. Since a “primary aggressor” could not be determined, both cousins were arrested. Wilson, a Taco Bell employee, bonded out of jail yesterday after posting $4000 bond. Her cousin remains locked up in the county jail in lieu of $4000 bond. Both are set to be arraigned in Sessions Court later this month.
Ok, first things first…I erased where this story was from to make it interactive. You guys have to guess where the first cousins booty call couple is from:
Are they from:
a) The South
b) The South
c) The South
d) The South
Now down to business. Guys…if you are trying to find a girl who is cool with just casually hooking up and being a booty call…quit now. If you think you have a girl who is cool with being a casual hook up girl…you are a moron and you don’t. I don’t care what that girl says, girls are NEVER cool with just hooking up. She will say whatever she has to say to keep you around, but at the end of the day she is calling you her boyfriend to her friends and is planning a wedding. That’s just how girls operate. It doesn’t matter how much you want to keep it casual because the chick wants it to be exclusive and serious that much times a billion. Eventually it’s either gonna be serious or your going to get assaulted and/or murdered.
I am sure this chick wanted to announce their engagement at Thanksgiving dinner, but this dude wasn’t having it. The girl did what 110% of chicks would do in this situation and tried to cut holes in his face. This guy has nobody to blame but himself. The guy is obviously a slow learner. Odds are that his parents were cousins too.
PS: The correct answer to the question above was…The South. Specifically Tennessee.
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