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Littering And…Smoking the Reefer: Samaki Walker Arrested for Eating Bag of Weed

August 1, 2011 1 comment

(Arizona) “After being pulled over in his 2002 Mercedes-Benz during a routine traffic stop in Kingman (Ariz.), Walker attempted to eat eight grams of marijuana before he was arrested. Officials seized a total of approximately 10 grams of marijuana, in addition to some prescription drugs and eight bottles of liquid steroids. “

The Dallas Mavericks took this guy 9th overall in 1996.  Ahead of a couple other guys you may have heard of named Kobe Bryant and Steve Nash.  Samaki Walker makes drafting Eddy Curry look like a good idea.  I mean it doesn’t get any lower than this, right?  How bad does a guy have to be that he needs to take steroids to gain a competitive edge in the Syrian league?

PS: I am more convinced now than ever that NBA players are taking steroids.  Humans aren’t supposed to look like LeBron James or Dwight Howard.  LeBron James is bigger than Karl Malone, and more athletic than Michael Jordan.  No chance he got that way on his own.

PPS: I really just want both of those guys to be on steroids.  That would really pave the way for the Bulls.

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