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Lock of the Century: Rose Bowl Edition

December 28, 2011 Leave a comment

Wisconsin Badgers +6 vs Oregon Ducks

Bro, its Space Mountain…not Tower of Terror.  Relax.  It’s not supposed to be scary, take a cue from the kid in the 3rd row.  He is like 8 years old and bored out of his mind.  I already think LaMichael James is kind of a pussy because of that Barry Bonds style elbow pad he wears.  Now he is pissing himself on ride you only have to be 40 inches to ride.  Take Wisconsin on the moneyline and the spread.  Guarantee you Montee Ball isn’t scared of a Disneyland ride.

PS: The scariest ride at Disney is without out a doubt the tea cups.  Vomit is disgusting and there is a 95% chance either me or somebody else on that ride is going to puke.  Count me out.



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