(Oregon)–An elderly couple struggling to learn how to use a webcam have become viral video sensations after their granddaughter posted the fumbling footage online. Bruce and Esther Huffman, of McMinnville, Oregon, captured close to three minutes of themselves making faces at the camera and trying to navigate their new laptop. But they didn’t realise until the very end they were being recorded as she tried to take a picture.’Webcam 101 for Seniors’ has scored over 170,000 hits since it was posted on YouTube by the couple’s granddaughter on August 21. It begins with Bruce Huffman making faces as he looks at his image on screen. ‘Look at the monkey!’ he says, ‘That’s a pretty good monkey.’ Meanwhile his wife, Esther, is focused on the task at hand. ‘Did it capture? I put it on capture,’ she says, ‘Do it again.’ Bruce entertains himself, singing The Andrew Sisters’ Hello, My Baby, joking about their wrinkles, and sweetly compliments his wife’s ‘pretty hair’.
This YouTube video of these old people is going viral. People getting a good laugh from watching these old fogies try to figure out the internet. Well, maybe this guy would care about figuring out the interwebs if he wasn’t so busy spitting perfect game at this old broad. His game is so tight. This silver fox is such a boss I can’t even handle it. The guy just gave the world a step by step to wheeling chicks.
Step 1: Make her laugh. He went hard style with the monkey face here. She ate it up.
Step 2: Give her a compliment. “Oh look at your pretty hair”…just too effing smooth.
Step 3: Be aggressive. Chicks want dominant males. This guy step to the plate big time and tried to slide her dress off
Step 4: Make a her a little insecure. Guy starts with a little self-deprecating humor, then just tells her that her wrinkles are huge.
Step 5: Pop a Viagra and turn off the camera
Simply amazing. This old grampa just gave a 101 on how to pick up chicks. Some things never change I guess.
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(AMSTERDAM, AP) — Dutch prosecutors are charging a 42-year-old woman with stalking after she allegedly called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year. The 62-year-old victim from The Hague filed a police complaint in August due to the persistent phone calls. Police arrested the suspected stalker Monday, seizing several cell phones and computers from her home in Rotterdam. Hague prosecution spokeswoman Nicolette Stoel said Thursday the woman argued to judges at a preliminary hearing she had a relationship with the man and the number of calls she placed to him wasn’t excessive. The man denied they had a relationship. The court ordered her not to contact him again.
Here we go with Volume 2 in an infinite part series about what NOT to do in relationships.
Girls are so bat shit crazy its unbelievable. Everyone has made a drunken phone call to an ex that they wish they could take back, but this girl has taken it to a whole different level. 65,000 calls a year is 179 calls a day and 7 or 8 per hour. This chick’s fulltime job is being a lunatic. I get that this chick is single and desperate and wants her boyfriend back, but she is going about it all wrong. Kind of a rookie move for a 42 year-old dating veteran. I mean she totally had the upper-hand in this thing on paper. She is 20 years younger than this guy. I don’t care how many blue pills he is popping, I guarantee chicks aren’t beating down his door to hop in bed with a 62 year-old dude with gray hair, flabby skin, and old…balls…gross. When flirting over the phone you NEVER want to be the last one to communicate(and you definitely don’t want to be the last one to communicate 65,000 times in a row). I definitely learned this lesson the one the hard way(more than once). I’ll be texting back and forth with a girl and she’ll be just eating up my jokes. Just flirty LOLs and HAHAHAHAs all over the place. Then the convo clearly comes to end point but instead of playing it smooth and leave her wanting more…I come back with something stupid like “So…what are you up to this weekend?” and…crickets. Just kills all momentum. One text too many and its over before it even started. If this girl wasn’t so effing crazy(just a hypothetical, she’s a chick so of course she is crazy) she could’ve had this old guy back in a minute. Tone down the crazy and make him think it was his idea. This guy knows that he doesn’t have a lot of options and if a chick can stand his presence for a minute he should hold on to her like grim death…which isn’t far off.
PS: This chick is probably getting recruited like mad by tele-marketing companies. Dial, click, dial, all day long with no bathroom breaks.
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(IMMOKALEE) — An Immokalee man is facing a domestic battery charge after authorities say he gave his girlfriend a hair cut — while she slept. David Bustos, 26, of the 700 block of Crestview Circle, was arrested Thursday by Collier County sheriff’s deputies at home. Bustos and his girlfriend got into an argument on Tuesday causing Bustos to leave his girlfriend’s home, according to an arrest report. She told deputies that around 7 a.m. the next morning she awoke in her bed to Bustos shaving her head with an electric hair clipper. He used such force with the clippers that it caused a small cut on her scalp, according to reports. The victim told deputies that she immediately kicked him off of her and he fled the home. Deputies said there were several sections of braided hair lying on the victim’s bed.
Ok, so I haven’t done a Mid 20s Dating Guide blog in a while because quite frankly…I am out of material. I pretty much put everything I know about girls and dating into like three blogs. I am out of tips on things to do. I didn’t realize until today that I know way more about what NOT to do. Some from experience, and some from common sense. So here is Volume One of probably an infinite part series about what not to do when dating girls.
So, if you have a fight with your girlfriend I would say probably the number one thing NOT to do is sneak back into her room at night and buzz off all of her hair. Yeah, yeah its battery blah blah blah…that’s not the biggest issue at hand here. Bro…YOU CUT OFF YOUR GIRL’S HAIR!!! Girls with short hair are disgusting, and girls with buzzed heads are even worse. Exhibit A) Britney Spears. I put up with all her weight issues, pregnancies, and scarring from her pregnancies because deep down I knew “I’m a Slave For You” Britney Spears was still in there somewhere. However, the minute she cut all her hair off I checked out forever. Girls should never ever have their hair shorter than their shoulders. That’s just the law, or at least it should be. Now this guy is completely stuck. He can’t break up with her now. Break up and she is 100% going through with these charges. If he sweet talks her into giving the relationship another shot…she will drop the charges. So now this guy is in a relationship with a bald freak. Back fire of the century.
And if this guy thought his girlfriend got pissed before when he didn’t notice that she made a minor change to her hair, he hasn’t seen anything yet. Girls pay like $500 every month for some chick to put little blonde streaks in their hair and cut off a half an inch. This girl will practically be living at the salon trying to salvage something she can leave the house with. Guess what happens if she walks in and this guy didn’t notice that she changed her hair? Godzilla times a billion!!! All around failure by this guy. I may not know much about dating, but I do know that if you cut a girl’s hair off in the middle of the night…that’s a no-win situation.
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