You’re so vain, you probably think this blog is about you
You’re so vain, I’ll bet you think this blog is about you
Don’t you? don’t you?
Where is Scottie Pippen now? Lebron sucks. I always knew it. Even when I said he was great I also said he sucked. He is who we thought he was. In the biggest game of his life and with an opportunity to put a strangle hold on the NBA finals, Lebron James stat line for the night read as 8 points, 8 rebounds, and 7 assists. Way to come through in the clutch “King James”, really Jordanesque. Lebron couldn’t even shut down Jason Terry who had his best game of the series with 17 points. Meanwhile, Dirk Nowitzki is just doing his thing. Hitting game winners, fighting off the flu, and trying to save America from the Heat.
Lebron is a loser. Plain and simple. The Heat should have swept the Mavericks, but Lebron making dumb decisions in game 2 and disappearing in game 4 is the reason why this series is knotted up at 2 games a piece. I picked Miami in 5 as my lock of the century, but now that is out the window and I am free to root for America’s team. The Havana Heat are dead to me. Go Mavs.
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Miami Heat +3 @ Dallas Mavericks -3
My heart says Dallas, but my head says Miami. Lebron James had 17 points in Game 3 and Miami still won. All of these Heat playoff series are playing out the exact same way. Hard fought throughout the first 40 minutes, then Miami’s talent and team athleticism just takes over in crunch time. Miami learned their lesson in Game 2 that they can’t take their foot off the gas. Look for Lebron to bounce back tonight and lead the Heat to a victory. I am also all about omens. I am in Chicago and it is going to be 98 degrees here today. Ignore signs like this at your own peril. I like Miami in against the spread, against the moneyline and I also like the over in total 3pt field goals made. The war against the Costa Rican economy continues. I want the same citizenship medal that Obama gave Bill Russell when this thing is all said and done.
Well well well…looks like all I had to do was call the sportsbooks out and they publish their prop bets for Game 2 of the NBA Finals. Big mistake, huge. I am going to just tear into them again. I already have the Miami Heat on the moneyline and I also have them covering the 4.5 point spread. Prop bets are low hanging fruit. There are two ways to stop Costa Rica sportsbooks; the Eric Holder way or my way. My way gets you paid.
3-point prop bet trifecta
I love all three of these 3 point shots made lines. This is just stealing. Both teams will employ their small lineup, both teams love the three, and they crushed this line in Game 1. The line for Miami’s made 3pointers is laughable. Lebron James was 4 of 5 by himself in the last game. Dallas is playing zone the majority of the time to try to take away dribble penetration. Miami will be shooting more three pointers than normal. Eight isn’t nearly enough for Dallas either. Give me all three of these.
Dirk Nowitzki Total Assists+Rebounds over/under 10.5
Dallas had better pray Dirk doesn’t come under this line. If he does he is probably sick or dead or severely injured. Dirk is becoming a better passer and Dallas has got to be preaching to each other to get aggressive on the glass after Miami controlled rebounding in Game 1. Dirk is the leader of the team, and as the power-forward will be counted on to get more rebounds. I also think that Dirk’s finger injury probably helps with this line. If he is limited offensively he will look to get others involved and contribute in other ways.
So that’s 6 total sports gambling Locks of the Century for Game 2 of the NBA Finals. Miami on the moneyline, Miami on the spread, total threes over 14, Mavs 3s over 8, Heat 3s over 5.5, and Dirk Nowitzki to be over 10.5 combined rebounds+assists. That’s some easy money. Enjoy the game…GET THAT PAPER. STRAIGHT CASH HOMIE
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