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Kobe Bryant doing his best to remind people he is still an asshole

August 16, 2011 1 comment

(CBS, Los Angelos)–Bryant allegedly grabbed a man’s wrist and cell phone at St. Therese of Carmel in San Diego Sunday. The man claims Bryant thought he had taken pictures of him and his family on his cell phone, but returned the phone after discovering there were no pictures. The alleged victim claims he had to go to the hospital to treat a wrist injury. Police in San Diego are now investigating. Bryant has not commented on the incident.


Look, I hate Kobe Bryant as much as the next guy, but I am having a really hard time figuring out who the bigger asshole is in this story.  Kobe for grabbing the guy’s wrist and taking his phone, or the guy for acting like Kobe raped him.  Yeah, Kobe was out of line by grabbing your phone, but telling people you had to go to the hospital is weak shit.  If Kobe ever did that to me I would just ask him how Shaq’s ass tastes and what it feels like to blow the biggest 4th quarter lead in NBA Finals history.  That would show him.  Then if he punched me, then that’s where you get him.  Don’t be a little bitch and fake an injury, get right up in his face and see if he will give you a real injury.

PS: I didn’t realize rapists go to church

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