How old is this little girl? I am the worst at guessing kids ages. I am gonna say that she is under 8…which means that she gets to switch her favorite team and nobody can say anything. Kids switch their allegiances all the time…which is part of the reason I hate kids. Her mom just gave her a free pass to be a North-Side baseball fan and this chick passed on it like a moron. I’ve got news for you sweetheart…the Cubs are gonna be awesome. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon…and for the rest of Theo Epstein’s life. Meanwhile the White Sox are set up to suck for the better part of the next decade. This city is gonna burn to the ground when Theo brings a World Series to Chicago and this girl can either party with the rest of us or sulk in her Alex Rios jersey.