Posts Tagged ‘Bears wide receivers’

Exit Devin Aromashoudu and Enter Dane Sazenbacher: Bears Wide Receivers

July 27, 2011 Leave a comment

I am really glad that I never learned how to spell Devin Aromoshidu’s name.  That would have been a complete waste of time.  Just when I thought I was in the clear spelling wise, the Bears signed undrafted free agent Wide Receiver out of Ohio State, Dane Sazenbacher.  I really like Dane Sazenbacher.  He was so good at Ohio State that he even managed to make a dumbass like Terrell Pryor look good.  I think he makes the team and gives the Bears a nice special teams player and possession type receiver.

PS: What is the over/under on Wes Welker comparisons for Sazenbacher during training camp?  3000? 10000?  I am really tired of every white receiver being called the next Wes Welker.

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Plaxico Burress is Free, is he on the Bears yet?

June 6, 2011 1 comment

Plaxico Burress is out of jail and I want him on the Bears immediately, or as soon as this lock out is over(which I also want immediately).  Burress is has been out of football for a couple of years.  Some people might say that he’s rusty, I say that he’s rested.  His gunshot wounds shouldn’t really effect his speed as it was just a flesh wound.  I am sure he is jacked from doing push-ups, sit-ups, and pull-ups in his jail cell like all the criminals do on TV.  Burress should come back to the league prison strong and prison motivated. 

All joking aside the Bears need to make a play for Burress.  The front office has repeatedly failed to address the wide receiver position and Burress fits the mold of a big possession target for Jay Cutler.  So he’s had a long track record of legal trouble, so he’s been labeled by some as “lazy”, so he is stupid enough to shoot himself in the leg…he’d still instantly be the most talented and most polished receiver on the Bears.  Burress should come cheap, and he should be on his best behavior as he tries to rebuild his tarnished image.  It’s a win, win…win.  Make it happen Jerry Angelo.

Who doesn’t want to see him doing this in a Bears uniform next year?

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