Hey Obama, open up that front shoulder a little more…jeez. Just terrible technique here by the POTUS. Look Obama, you’re the coolest kid on the block. Everyone knows it, but you suck at sports. overtime I look up Obama is embarrassing himself by trying to be athletic. He’s either playing basketball in sweat pants, or taking diggers in Hawaii, or laying bricks with the Globe Trotters. You’re blowing your cover man. Pretty soon everyone is going to know that you’re half white. That’s the last thing you need going into the election.
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(Newser) – Before delivering his fateful DNC keynote speech in 2004, Barack Obama offered this assessment of his political skills: “I’m LeBron, baby. I can play on this level. I got some game.” These days, that’s looking like a prescient statement: “Barack Obama is LeBron James,” writes Joe Scarborough of Politico. “Like King James, the president was blessed early with a remarkable set of skills,” but the two “are now bound not by greatness, but by their own collapse when the klieg lights burned brightest.” “Like James … Obama always slips to the side of the court when his teammates need him the most,” Scarborough writes, saying the historians he’s asked can’t remember a president more deferential to Congress. Obama, for example, said the stimulus was all-important, yet “allowed Nancy Pelosi (see also Dwayne Wade) to carry the entire load.” The story has been the same on health care, the debt commission, and more. When Democrats need Obama, he disappears. Why? “He’s LeBron, baby.”
I am not going to comment on the validity of this comparison…but I LOVE how calling someone Lebron is now like the worst possible thing a guy can say about somebody. That’s how much a bitch Lebron is. If someone called me the Lebron James of blogging to my face I’d probably punch that guy square in the nose. Obama can’t let people just run his name through the mud like this. If Scarborough wants to call him a failure, a joke, a rookie, unqualified, a socialist, a communist, a marxist, a muslim, a black supremacist, the anti-christ, a puppet, or Chinese…that’s fine. But to call the American Commander-In-Chief Lebron James is way over the line.
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Hey Russia…who do you think you are? Newsflash…we have a black president. If you were going to challenge us to a dance off you should have done it back in 2008. Solid moves by Medvedev here, can’t deny it, but lets see what Obama swag is bringing to the table.
Ok…that wasn’t pretty. Shit. Damn it Obama. Tighten that shit up. Better call in Michelle for reenforcement.
Ok, so clearly what is going on here is the old rope-a-dope by the Obamas. Just tricking Russia into thinking that they can out swag the king of swag. Obama is totally hustling Russia here. I love it. Dance off for world supremacy. Bring it on Russia.
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The Republican Presidential Debate is tonight and Obama had originally planned to give his big jobs speech at the same time as the debate. Republicans flipped their shit and Obama agreed to move his speech to Thursday…big mistake…huge. Hey Obama, THE NFL SEASON STARTS ON THURSDAY!!! It’s the one day a year that everyone forgets that they don’t have a job. Nobody wants to hear you speak tomorrow unless you are going to give people some inside information on the game so they can bet what little money they do have. Furthermore…Wisconsin is a battleground state and they take their football very seriously up there. They don’t want to see a Chicago guy interrupting their pregame coverage. Obama is so disconnected with Americans it’s not even funny. Cue the photos of him in mom jeans and a dorky Bears hat on Sunday to try to prove to Americans that he’s just a beer-drinking, football-watching, regular Joe like the rest of us.
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