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Teen Arrested for trying to trade sex for McDonald’s…and yes there’s a mug shot

(Tempe AZ)–A Valley teen is facing a child prostitution charge after attempting to trade sex for food. Faelyn Ritz, 18, was arrested Monday after she and a 14-year-old girl agreed to have sex with two men in exchange for a meal at McDonald’s. Police approached Ritz after watching her, the 14-year-old, and the two men discuss a deal in the area of Priest and Broadway. While speaking with officers, Ritz admitted that she had reached an agreement with the men to swap sexual favors for food at McDonald’s. Ritz also revealed that she has been prostituting since the age of 15, and charges $200 an hour for her services. Ritz said she met the 14-year-old through a mutual friend, but didn’t discover her age until they had checked into a room at a Motel 6. Ritz stated that she and the girl had agreed to walk up and down the street soliciting prostitution for food. Ritz added that she planned to take a portion of the money the girl made from prostituting. Ritz was arrested and booked into the Tempe jail


I can’t quite grasp what is going on in this story.  The hooker says that she normally charges $200 per hour, but was arrested when trying to trade sex for McDonalds.  So…was she trying to obtain $200 worth of Big Macs and McNuggets or was this like a one time clearance type deal?  Hey honey, either way…you need prostitute lessons.  Maybe if you weren’t eating $200 worth of McDonald’s at a sitting you would drop some weight and could charge more than $200 per hour.  I would expect someone who has been in the sex trade game since she was 15 to know that.  Also…Tempe has got to be a brutal market for hookers.  That’s a college town.  Just hot girls everywhere.  Fierce competition.  Who is going to drop $200 at McDonald’s when they can take a girl out for dinner and drinks, spend a hundred bucks, and then have sex for “free”?  This girl has to be the worst prostitute of all time.


PS: Miami delenda est.


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