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Newsweek says Obama is first gay president…umm yeah I broke that story like two weeks ago

So the internet is a blaze with this Newsweek Cover calling Obama the first gay President because he all of a sudden stands for gay marriage rights or some shit like that.  Seriously Newsweek…break your own stories guys.  Pretty pathetic.  I mean I nailed this story weeks ago.  And I didn’t need Obama to come out in support of gay marriage to know he was gay either.  The thing that let everyone know he was gay was the fact that he dated a guy in college.  Some Australian dude named Genevieve Cook.  I had a picture up, but the hard-asses over at Vanity Fair made me take it down.  Now this story is everywhere and so is that picture.  So here he is…Obama’s college boyfriend.  Australian Diplomat’s son…

Below is what I said when I broke the news about Obama being gay.

Hey Barry…your girlfriend…woof! Dating a dude in college isn’t a good look man.  Not in an election year.  It doesn’t matter how warm you were sexually with this bro or how cool you played it…dating a dude is dating a dude.  On second thought, maybe it’ll help him. Could Obama be our first black and our first gay president?

So yeah Newsweek…nice try guys.  Supporting Gay Marriage doesn’t make Obama the first gay president.  It’s being gay that makes him gay.

 

PS: Not that there is anything wrong with that…

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