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SUCK IT AL-QAEDA. Suicide Bomber actually a C.I.A. agent

(New York Times)–The suicide bomber dispatched by the Yemen branch of Al Qaeda last month to blow up a United States-bound airliner was actually an intelligence agent for Saudi Arabiawho infiltrated the terrorist group and volunteered for the mission, American and foreign officials said Tuesday.  In an extraordinary intelligence coup, the double agent left Yemen last month, traveling by way of the United Arab Emirates, and delivered both the innovative bomb designed for his aviation attack and inside information on the group’s leaders, locations, methods and plans to the Central Intelligence Agency, Saudi intelligence and allied foreign intelligence agencies. Officials said the agent, whose identity they would not disclose, works for the Saudi intelligence service, which has cooperated closely with the C.I.A. for several years against the terrorist group in Yemen. He operated in Yemen with the full knowledge of the C.I.A. but not under its direct supervision, the officials said.       

Jesus, it’s been a rough couple of years for Al-Qaeda huh?  We finally kill Osama Bin Laden in his Real Housewives of Abbottabad complex, the new World Trade Center is almost finished, and now this.  I bet Al-Qaeda thought they had found the Bryce Harper of terrorist prospects.  Like he was inventing new bombs, coming up with new plots to blow shit up, signing up for suicide missions, praising Allah, and hating infidels…a 5-tool terrorist.  They were probably picking out names for this wunderkind’s 72 virgins.  To have it all blow up in their face(PUN!!!) has to be so deflating.  There has to be a lot of depressed Jihadists in that organization right now.  I bet some lower level guys are revising their resumes and asking if Hamas is hiring.  Al-Qaeda just ain’t what it used to be.

Score one for the good guys.

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