Ex-Girlfriend confirms Obama is effing smooth in the sack
(Yahoo News)–“The sexual warmth is definitely there—but the rest of it has sharp edges and I’m finding it all unsettling and finding myself wanting to withdraw from it all. I have to admit that I am feeling anger at him for some reason, multi-stranded reasons. His warmth can be deceptive. Tho he speaks sweet words and can be open and trusting, there is also that coolness—and I begin to have an inkling of some things about him that could get to me.”
GOD DAMN OBAMA!!! This guy just can’t be touched. For the first time in history an ex-girlfriend coming out of the woodwork in an election year is a good thing. Just bringing sexual warmth, being aloof, and keeping this broad guessing and wanting more like you read about. Obama is the smoothest cat in the game. Like him or lump him, but you can’t deny that Obama is the best political athlete of all time. Doesn’t hurt that the media does all his blocking and tackling, but Obama’s swag can’t be touched. Romney is dead.
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