Check out this Mormon bro who married twin sisters and their cousin
(Daily Mail)–From their brunette hair to their dress sense, twin sisters Vicki and Valerie Darger have a number of things in common. But the 42-year-olds share more than just their looks – they are both married to the same man. The sisters are in a polygamous marriage with Joe, 43, who is also wed to a third woman – their cousin Alina. The Dargers, who are fundamentalist Mormons from Salt Lake City, Utah, live together in a large family home and have 24 children between them.
I am sure people will be lining up to shake this guy’s hand and tell him how great he has it…I am not one of them. I mean yeah this guy is out-kicking his coverage big time here. The twin sisters are rockets(a Reagan era rocket but still a rocket) and the cousin ain’t half bad either, but this guy is in a damn prison. The twin thing is a common fantasy for guys, but I never understood it. If I am going to be married to two chicks I don’t want them to be twins because a) that’s effing weird b) variety is the spice of life. What’s the point of having multiple wives if two of them are the exact same? c) that house has to be ruthless. Twin rivalry, sibling rivalry, competing for attention from one guy…this bro has to be walking on egg shells constantly. Keeping the peace in that house has to be a 24/7/365 job. Just dealing with that has got to be impossible…then you add in the 3rd wife and 24 kids!!! I bet this guy hasn’t gone a day in the last 25 years without being nagged ten times a minute. That is an absolute nightmare. No thank you. I feel like keeping one wife happy is tough enough as it is. These mormon guys just can’t seem to understand how they are making their lives absolute shit.
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