Chick calls police because man asked her out…at 5am…drunk…and naked.
(West Palm Beach)–When a woman heard someone knocking at the door of her apartment in the 600 block of South Sapodilla Avenue at 5 a.m., she went to investigate. She looked out the peephole to see her 31-year-old male neighbor standing naked. She walked away, only to hear the doorknob jiggling as the man tried to open the door. The woman called security, who in turn called the police. An officer spoke to the neighbor, who denied standing naked in front of his neighbor’s door; he said it was a friend. He declined to provide police with the name of the friend and said he would take full responsibility for the incident. He also mentioned he had been drinking and had “one too many.” The woman asked for the incident to be documented but declined to prosecute. The man apologized.
This is why dealing with chicks is the absolute worst. Like honey, what more could you possibly want from this guy? I mean this guy has obviously had a crush on his neighbor for a while and finally decided to act on it. Sure he could have just sent her an email or called her up or asked out with clothes on….BORING!!! It’s called a grand gesture, ever heard of it? I mean Jesus Christ, it’s so frustrating. Chicks complain that chivalry is dead, but then call the cops when guys try to be romantic. This guy put it all out on the line. I think the nakedness was probably just a metaphor, like he was exposing his true feelings by being naked. And yeah…he was drunk…so what? Asking out a girl can be nerve-wracking. Bro was probably just trying to take the edge off. I am glad this guy didn’t get arrested, because that would have just been injury to insult. He took his rejection in stride. No worries bro, there are plenty of chicks in the sea. You don’t want to be with your up-tight neighbor anyways. Clearly she wouldn’t know romance if it was standing naked at her door. Keep doing your thing man, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
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