Michael Jackson impersonator murdering the dance floor…on the subway
Just kidding. He didn’t murder the dance floor…he sucked. Sucked hard. I mean A+ effort. Nailed the hair, did pretty well on the style, but you can’t put on Billy Jean and just take the choreograhy from like every Michael Jackson video and randomly splice it together. Totally effed up on the execution. Moon walks and crotch grabs to Billy Jean? What an amateur. Clean it up bro. Overall, because I am in such a good mood today, I’ll give this guy a C- grade. I can barely stand on the train while moving, let alone execute a moon walk…as misplaced as it may have been.
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