Jesus Christ, am I the only one who doesn’t own a bear?
Alright, seriously internet…WTF!?! I swear I can’t go one effing week without the internet throwing it in my face that someone else is living out my dreams. Of all the bears out there, Polar Bears are obviously the most awesome. This guy is just taunting the absolute shit out of me from his hot tub. I get it bro, you’ve befriended a Polar bear, the only animal on Earth that will actively hunt man. Sweet. Meanwhile all I have are these two black labs.
Seriously guys, be more gay for each other.
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