Real Talk: Is it possible to be so in love with a girl that it turns you gay?
I have got the TV dilemma of my life tonight. We have got the College Basketball National Championship going head to head with Dancing With the Stars and my girl Katherine Jenkins. Normal circumstances I wouldn’t stop watching the championship game if my house was on fire, but Katherine Jenkins is a game-changer. I have never loved(stalked) a girl so hard in my entire life. I am just totally obsessed with her to the point where I don’t think I can miss a second of DWTS tonight. If someone told me last year that they weren’t watching a sporting event because they were watching Dancing With The Stars my reaction would be “Dude…you’re gay“. And I would be right. But is it still gay to miss the National Championship because you are so attracted to a girl? Like that can’t be gay, right? My mind is in like a chinese finger trap over this one.
PS: The obvious answer is DVR Dancing With The Stars, which will happen…so I can watch Katherine shake it multiple times, but that takes away from the fun of the argument.
PPS: The next time I spell “dilemma” correctly on my own will be the first time. I always try to sneak a silent “n” in there. Doesn’t make sense, but I do it.
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