Miami Heat show Dwight Howard what being a douche bag is all about
(TMZ)–Forget the Big Three … LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade are now a 1920s-era JAZZ TRIO — or at least they played one Tuesday night … at Bosh’s blowout 28th birthday party in Miami. It all went down at Miami’s Adrienne Arsht Center — James, Bosh and Wade took the stage and surprised the entire party with an impromptu jam sesh … and we’re told, they weren’t that bad. Other guests included … Timbaland, Heat President Pat Riley, and the entire Heat squad. Grammy winner Chrisette Michele also performed. Ain’t that just the bees knees …
So yesterday I went on a rant about how much I hate Dwight Howard and the entire NBA culture after he refused to join the team huddle during a timeout when his team was getting their doors blown off by the Knicks. Dwight acting like he was above whatever the coach was saying and the reason they were getting destroyed wasn’t his problem. Pissed me off to no end. I thought it was the ultimate douche move. I couldn’t have been more wrong.
Lebron James, Chris Bosh, and Dwayne Wade really teaching Dwight Howard a lesson here. They know that being a dickhead is a full-time gig. You can’t just be a douche bag on the floor. They saw Dwight’s selfish sideline antics, and raised him a Chris Bosh 28th birthday bash that he threw for himself complete with photos of them pretending to be a jazz trio, a giant self-portrait, and once again playing dress up like a bunch of jackasses. Being a world class NBA dickhead isn’t a role you play on a team…it’s a life style. Everything you do…in your entire life…has to be about yourself. Dwight, while a complete douche bag, probably needs to tighten up his game a little if he wants to get on the Heat’s level.
PS: A couple of things about these photos
- I think Dwayne Wade and Lebron secretly HATE Chris Bosh.
- Did Shane Battier’s invite get lost in the mail?
- I want to puke
PPS: Hey Chris Bosh, I see what you are trying to do in that self-portrait and I don’t like it. Back off bro, #SexyConstipated is my thing.
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