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The Bachelor Recap

If I was as good at picking the stock market as I at picking winners on The Bachelor I’d be a gazillionaire.  All of America was against Courtney and I, but real recognize real.  Courtney was just too hot, too wild, too sexy, and too diabolical for these other girls.  She was in it to win it.  She single-handedly eliminated half the girls on the show.  Just crawled inside their brains and demolished their will to live.  She lapped the field.  Any time she felt like the other girls were getting close she would just drop sex everywhere.


You can’t stop Courtney. You can only hope to contain her.


PS: I didn’t really watch the final episode or the after show(which I didn’t know existed), but I guess lots of chicks are so happy that the relationship isn’t working out.  Let’s get one thing straight…that Ben dude is ugly.  He had no chance of actually locking down a girl that looks like Courtney. You all have to remind yourselves that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice.(If you don’t know where that quote comes from I feel sorry for you)



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