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Does America just need to teach the whole world how to play soccer?

 

Look it…it’s tough being the world’s only superpower and I really don’t think America can take on anymore responsibility.  The Varsity Men’s National Team beat the shit out of Italy, our women beat Denmark 5-0, and the Junior Varsity team dominated Mexico…all that happened YESTERDAY.  Now we’ve got this dope from Ukraine getting scored on by wind.  I know we are the best at everything, but can somebody else field this one please?  America has a nuclear Iran to deal with.  Can’t be wasting our time teaching everyone how to play soccer.

 

 

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