This is exactly how I would win an MMA event
This would be my best and only chance to win an MMA fight. Just hop around a little bit. Keep my hands up and hope the other guy knocks himself out. If that didn’t happen…I’d probably be dead.
In all seriousness though…MMA sucks. Everyone talks about how great it is blah blah blah. It’s just a bunch of meatheads who weren’t good enough at real sports so they had to learn karate. Couldn’t be less impressed with these guys as a whole. And…gross ears.
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