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Kobe Bryant finally better than Jordan at something…divorce

(TMZ)–Another come-from-behind victory for Kobe Bryant … sucking face with the woman who has now taken all of his homes, Vanessa Bryant … and now TMZ can confirm the two are working on a reconciliation.  Vanessa showed up for the Lakers Valentine’s Day victory over the Atlanta Hawks. The two shared a kiss in the tunnel on the way into the locker room. TMZ broke the story … Vanessa filed for divorce in December, and they have already sealed the property settlement deal in which Vanessa got all 3 Newport Beach estates. But sources told us at the time Vanessa filed … don’t be surprised if she goes back to Bryant. And, although Kobe and Vanessa have submitted all the necessary docs to divorce, it doesn’t become final until mid-June, so there’s plenty of time to withdraw the papers.

Look it, I hate Kobe Bryant as much as the next guy, but sometimes you just gotta give credit where credit is due.  We all need to recognize how tight Kobe’s divorce game is right now.  In January Vanessa Bryant filed for divorce.  After 11 years of marriage she finally had enough of Kobe raping chicks.  The couple didn’t have a pre-nup so Vanessa was set to absolutely fleece Kobe in the divorce.  She was gonna walk away with three mansions and $75 million dollars.  So what does Kobe do?  He just puts on his game face.  Just locks up Vanessa.  In just a few weeks Vanessa went from robbing Kobe in the divorce to getting kisses in public at the Lakers game on Valentine’s Day.  I mean that’s all world defense.  Protecting assets like you read about. Do you think Lebron would have any chance in hell at pulling this off? No effing way.  I mean Jordan couldn’t even walk away from his first divorce unscathed. Now Kobe will no doubt go back to living the life he has been living.  Just being selfish, arrogant, and raping chicks on the reg.  Only now he can choose from any of his houses to do it in.  That’s the Kobe system.

 

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