Did your Valentine tie you up with duct tape and throw you in the trunk?
(Newser)–An Oregon couple spent their Valentine’s Day in jail after some ill-advised role-playing went very, very wrong. Portland police sent out at least nine patrol cars yesterday after a witness reported seeing a naked, bound woman in the back of a Subaru. Cops spread out searching the area, and ultimately found Stephanie Morgan Pelzner, 26, tied up with duct tape covering her mouth when the car returned to the address of its registered owner, 31-year-old Nikolas Alexander Harbar … who just so happens to be Pelzner’s boyfriend. Harbar explained that they were engaging in “Valentine’s Day role-playing,” and Pelzner said she was a willing participant in the stunt. Police also found wine in the vehicle. The couple had even driven to a few stores and were “going after the shock effect,” says a sergeant; they were ultimately spotted by the concerned witness as they pulled away from a market. “It was the weirdest thing in my 24 years,” the sergeant says, adding that the couple was “real apologetic.” Even so, they were arrested and accused of second-degree disorderly conduct, the Oregonian reports.
These two people have got to be pissed. I mean here they are just trying to spice things up for Valentine’s Day and some judgemental pain in the ass witness calls the cops because they saw a naked chick tied up, duct taped, and thrown in the back of a Suburu. Umm…it’s called romance people. To some people romance is flowers, chocolate, a nice bottle of red, and fancy dinner out on the town. To others romance is fantasy kidnap sex slave role play. Sure, Nik could have just mailed it in. Maybe could have gotten his girlfriend a dozen roses, a card, and some candy hearts. Excuse him for swinging for the fences and getting creative. Maybe next time mind your own business, don’t assume the worst, and try not to ruin Valentine’s Day.
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