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Somebody tell Katy Perry’s mom to SHUT UP!!!!

(SheKnows.com)–Picture it: NFL ace Tim Tebow and pop tart Katy Perry. Can you imagine a more unlikely couple? Try telling her mom that! Katy’s mother, an evangelical Christian pastor, is working on her latest mission from God: Getting her little “California Gurl” out on a date with the football hunk. Mary Hudson has allegedly taken it upon herself to help her daughter get over the heartbreak of losing husband Russell Brand — by setting her up with the squeaky clean Denver Broncos quarterback. “[Katy’s] mentioned on more than one occasion how much she likes Tim. Katy’s mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love again. In her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter. He’s handsome, charming, intelligent and, above all, a good Christian,” a source has revealed to OK! magazine.Tebow was recently romantically tied to another soon-to-be divorcée: Olympian Lindsey Vonn. But that’s of little importance to Mary. Insiders claim the matchmaking preacher is plotting to introduce Perry and Tebow at an upcoming church meeting. According to OK!, Mary has gone as far as inviting Tim to speak at the Huntington Beach house of worship where a pre-fame Katy used to sing as part of a ruse to organize a meetup. Russell and Katy’s marriage came to a crashing end last month when Brand filed for divorce from the pop star.

 

Hey Mrs. Perry…SHUT THE HELL UP.  YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW.  The ink isn’t even dry on your daughter’s divorce and you are already pimping her out to Tebow?  Get some class.  The last thing I need in the world this weekend is a MORE confident Tim Tebow.  This is the Patriots time.  This is Tom’s year for another Superbowl and I can’t have Tebow thinking he is awesome this weekend.  I need doubt to creep in.  If he thinks he has God and Katy Perry in his corner that’s a recipe for disaster.

PS: You better cover those things up if you want to land Tebow, Honey.

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