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Tim Howard scores from 100 yards out…acts like its no big deal

 

U-S-A, U-S-A!!! American goalie Tim Howard just doing the damn thing all by himself in the English Premier League.  Then brushing it off like he has been there before…classic.  If this doesn’t prove that America can dominate any sport we want to then I don’t know what will.  You wanna know why Tim Howard plays soccer…it’s because he got cut from JV Football, basketball, hockey, and baseball.  If soccer didn’t work out the only option he had left was lacrosse.  USA soccer’s record would be like 1242380239 wins, zero losses, and one tie(in an intra-squad scrimmage) if we had our best athletes playing soccer.  A starting 11 of the soccer versions of Dwayne Wade, Derrick Rose, Michael Vick, Reggie Bush, Jacoby Ellsbury, Randy Moss, Percy Harvin, Tim Tebow, Ed Reed, Rajon Rondo, and Dwight Howard in goal would destroy anybody.

PS: America is winning the World Cup in like 2030.  Gisele Bundchen’s Brazilian blood mixed with Tom Brady’s perfectness is no doubt the genetic recipe to produce unstoppable soccer offspring.

 

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