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Obama sucks at sports and its getting embarrassing

(TMZ)–Don’t let anyone tell you Barack Obama lacks cojones — because this weekend in Hawaii, the POTUS himself sacrificed his body to make a diving catch in a hardcore beach football game … and TMZ has the pics. The pics were snapped New Year’s Day at the Kaneohe Marine Corps Base on Oahu, where the President and the first family stayed for their 10-day vacation. Obama — who’s pretty ripped for a 50-year-old — makes some shockingly athletic plays … diving for catches, tossing up some Hail Marys, and juking people all over the place.

Who would have thought that America’s first black President would be our worst athlete?  I mean come on Obama!!! You’re wide-fucking-open and you couldn’t catch that lob of a pass? FDR could’ve caught that pass. You know how people say Obama doesn’t have a birth certificate and he isn’t who he says he is?  Well I am starting to believe them, because I am like 95% sure Barack Obama is actually Steve Urkel.  Urkel was also from Chicago, was skinny as hell, couldn’t dance, and also sucked at sports.  Its so obvious.  I can’t believe nobody has put this together. No matter who he really is, America can’t have our leader making a fool of himself athletically. I mean check out the Prime Minister of China…

Now there is an athlete.  Slashing through defenders and laying finger rolls over a 6-foot rim like it ain’t no thang.  Get on his level Obama!!! It’s an election year for christ sakes

PS: Anybody else at least mildly disturbed that someone was able to sneak up and snap pics of the President of the United States from that distance?  Where the hell is the secret service?

PPS: Now that I think of it, I am 100% sure Obama knew those pictures were being taken and “leaked” them to TMZ to make Obama seem like a normal dude.  Just your run of the mill paparazzo photo-opp to kick off an election year.

PPPS: That last picture of Obama playing quarterback locks it in my head that this was a photo-opp.  Obama staying in the pocket, taking a blind-side hit to deliver a pass over the out-stretched defender…looking like champ in that photo.  Obama even threw it left-handed just like Tebow.

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  1. January 5, 2012 at 2:02 am

    its really embarrassing ..grow up Obama!

  1. May 22, 2012 at 5:16 pm

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