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Tebow vs Bears Recap


Tebow sucks.  He throws an ugly ball. He’s just a running back.  He didn’t win the game, the bears lost it. If Barber doesn’t run out of bounds and/or doesn’t fumble…wah wah wah.  Look it Bears fans, time for some real talk here…Tebow won that game.  He did.  Time to just acknowledge it and move on.  Yeah…Barber made two terrible plays that cost the team the game, but it wasn’t his fault.  Tebow jesus-mind fucked the shit out of Barber.  If you believe anything else then you are blind.  Tebow and God are BFFs.  Its obvious.  There is no way in hell the Broncos win that game if Cutler or Forte play…so God fucked them up a little.  Paving the way for Tebow. There is no other explanation.  So wake the hell up.  December 21st, 2012 is a year a way.  I for one am not going to sit down here on Earth like a goddamn moron saying how much God’s best friend sucks at throwing when the rapture comes.  So in conclusion, Tebow is great and sure seems like a nice fellow.  Bears could learn a lot about faith from that game.  Thanks for the opportunity of playing in God’s presence.  Good luck the rest of the season.  Amen.

PS: Hey Tebow…please shake hands with Jay Cutler after the game and pat Forte on the knee.


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  1. michaela
    December 13, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    can someone please explain the Tebow pose that people do? I dont get it. And also, why are people obsessed with him? I’m so confused

    December 14, 2011 at 1:25 pm

    He’s absolutely horrible. He has a horrible QB rating. I don’t get it either? I guess because a large number of people are douche bags/hardcore christian fascists that can finally relate their lives to football. And while it’s amusing to watch a bunch of zulus run around after a leather ball, it still doesn’t change that the bears indeed lost the game. And still doesn’t change that tebow has a room temperature IQ.

  3. InsideOutAnus
    December 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm

    The Bears lost the game for the Donkeys. Tebow didn’t win it.”Yeah…Barber made two terrible plays that cost the team the game, but it wasn’t his fault.” – You contradict yourself in your own sentence you fucking moron. The Broncos are a horrendous team. They barely beat the Bears who have a quarterback who had a rating that was lower than Kyle Orton of Kansas City who came in, injured his thumb, and threw an incomplete pass. That’s right. Hanie had a lower rating than Kyle Orton after that shit happened. That’s sad. And you STILL barely won. Without Barber being an absolute fucktard, the Donkeys would have lost. But that’s okay. I can’t wait to watch Brady steamroll the Donkeys anuses this Sunday.

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