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(SOURCE)–Although both insist their split was amicable, things between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries seem to be getting ugly. In what Gather Celebrity News calls a “smear campaign” against Kris, Kim is reportedly heading to the tabloids in an attempt to out her ex-husband. Fox News reported that “stories have been carefully disseminated by the Kardashian family’s camp in a calculated campaign to discredit Humphries in the wake of the dissolution of his 72-day marriage to Kim.” But the Kardashian team dismiss the allegations saying such actions are completely untrue.The cover of the latest December issue of STAR Magazine, however, positions it loud and clear, “Kim’s Bombshell: Kris is gay!”

The magazine quotes:

Kim confided to Khloe pretty early on that [she and Kris] hadn’t had sex for weeks after they returned home from their Italian honeymoon. Kim was really concerned.” “One night she came back to their hotel room in a trench coat … She lit candles, put on some music and started doing a sexy striptease. But Kris barely looked up from the TV! He was like, ‘Later babe. I’m watching SportsCenter now.’” “Khloe asked Kim if she thought Kris might be gay. At first Kim thought that was ridiculous. But the more she thought about it, the more she wondered. There were signs.” Well, maybe he just wasn’t attracted to her? Though he seemed to be pretty into her on the première of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.Of course, sources close to the NBA player are refuting these ridiculous rumors and saying: ‘the gay thing is ridiculous and completely false’.”

Regardless of the allegations, slinging around homosexuality as if it’s a humiliation, negative, or dehumanizing quality seem to underlie such claims. Cult of Celebrity author Cooper Lawrence  added: “Those pretty faces could be the face of evil if you are on the wrong side of them. They have said they will do anything to preserve their image, including blocking Kris from making money, so I’m not surprised they would start rumors about him. They have an empire to protect and it’s pretty clear that nothing will get in their way.”

It’s a good day for the sanctity of marriage.  All of those people who were completely devastated by the divorce of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries need not worry.  Their marriage wasn’t a scam or publicity stunt.  The marriage didn’t work because Kim is fat according to Kris, and according to Kim, Kris is gay.  I feel much better.  Those are legit reasons for getting divorced after a week of being married to the love of your life.  Totally wasn’t a publicity stunt.  They respect marriage, but if one party is fat and the other is gay, sometimes you just need to move on.


PS: Kris Humphries allegedly vowed to “destroy the Kardashians”…bro…nobody even knew your name before this whole thing.  You can’t even destroy Darko Milicic on the boards.  Take your 17 million and shut up.

PPS: The Kardashians suck.  All of them.  I hope Kris Humphries does destroy them because they make the world a more terrible place.


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