I NEED THIS UBER YACHT
(Newser)–Mansions are cool and all, but wouldn’t they be better if they floated and came with submarines? That seems to be the idea behind the PJ World yacht, an upcoming 269-foot, $150 million super-yacht designed by Rolls Royce and Palmer Johnson. Its coolest feature: A six-man submarine that can exit and enter through what one Palmer Johnson executive describes as “a James Bond door that opens to the water.”
If that’s not enough to thrill your inner teenager, the yacht also comes armed with water cannons to fend off pirates and a helicopter hangar with a lift that, CNN muses, works a little like the Batmobile garage. And on top of all that, it’s a ludicrously posh home, complete with swimming pool, movie theater, beauty salon, and even a classroom for the kids. “This is a moving house,” the executive says. “If you don’t like the neighbors, you can just sail away.”
I need this Uber Yacht so badly you have no idea. I have been blogging my ass off all year. Trying to give people good gambling advice and a laugh. Getting this Yacht would serious make my life. I would just sail around the world partying it up, beating the shit out of pirates with the cannons on this thing. I wanted those Ninja Turtles and that Nintendo, but I NEED this Yacht. Seriously, I have been so good this year. If you don’t get me this Yacht you should seriously retire from Santa Clausing, because you suck. You couldn’t tell a good boy from a bad boy if one took a shit on your naughty list. So in conclusion, get me this Yacht or I will know once and for all that you aren’t real.
All the best,
PS: If you can give the names of some of the naughty girls on your list that’d be cool too.
PPS: The submarine and helicopter come with this yacht so don’t try and cheap out.
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