Archive for October, 2011

LOCKS OF THE CENTURY: College Football Week 7

October 21, 2011 Leave a comment

I have been pretty much killing it in my picks lately.  Just fleecing the sports books left and right.  Winners on the reg.  Parlay the following picks if you want to be a thousandaire by sunday morning

Wisconsin (-7) at Michigan State

Wisconsin is a well oiled machine at this point and yet the BCS still disrespected them.  The Badgers have plenty of motivation to beat the absolute shit out of an overrated Michigan State team.  The Badgers will roll in this one.

Kansas State (-10.5) at Kansas

Inter-state rivalry game here so the spread is probably a lot smaller than it should be.  Kansas sucks.  I don’t think they could win the MAC conference this year.  K-State just keeps winning.  Undefeated, disrespected, and flying under the radar.

Wake Forest (-3) at Duke


Ok, full disclosure…I don’t know shit about Wake Forest…except that they will beat Duke by more than 3.

Auburn (+21) at LSU

So you’re probably thinking…”Man, what is this guy thinking?!?! He must be crazy“…yeah, crazy like a fox.  I think LSU’s offense is terrible, and Auburn is getting better every day.  I liked this game before LSU suspended a handful of starters for being on drugs.  I don’t think they win, but Auburn covers the 21.

Oklahoma State (-7) at Missouri

I know OKST is on the road, but that doesn’t mean they can’t hang 40+ on Mizzou.  No way the Tigers keep this within a touchdown


That looks like an easy five for five.  60% of the time I am right every time.  Straight cash homie.


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Human Sling-shot looks surprisingly awesome

October 21, 2011 Leave a comment


I NEED THIS HUMAN SLING SHOT!!! I don’t know if it’s the music being played in this video, but for some reason I have absolutely zero fear of this death trap.



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Is Michigan State the most gutless/classless team in the B1G?

October 21, 2011 Leave a comment


Yep.  Dude pretty much tried to unscrew Denard Robinson’s head at the bottom of a pile. They’ll get what’s coming to them this weekend.  Badgers will roll Sparty.


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Red Sox try to make Cubs take John Lackey as a part of the Theo Epstein deal

October 21, 2011 Leave a comment

(ESPN)–The Chicago Cubs and Boston Red Sox are finalizing a deal that would make Theo Epstein the Cubs’ president of baseball operations, according to a baseball source. The source said it could happen Thursday, but as of early Friday morning, the deal was not done. A source with knowledge of the negotiations said: “The two sides are on the 5-yard line.” Major League Baseball already has told the Cubs that they can have a news conference Friday to introduce Epstein, according to a source with knowledge of the situation. Sources confirmed to and that San Diego Padres general manager Jed Hoyer will be named Cubs GM a few days after Epstein’s news conference. Hoyer will be granted permission to leave when San Diego promotes senior vice president of baseball operations Josh Byrnes to vice president/GM, a source said. Byrnes was GM of the Arizona Diamondbacks when Padres owner Jeff Moorad was part-owner of that team. Sources said Moorad has wanted Byrnes to return to the job, even though he respected Hoyer, whom he hired in 2010. The Red Sox aimed high in asking for compensation for Epstein. A baseball source told that they initially asked for the Cubs young star shortstop Starlin Castro. Whey they were rebuffed, the Red Sox asked for arguably the Cubs best starting pitcher in Matt Garza. A major league source told that at one point Boston proposed that the Cubs take pitcher John Lackey’s contract. Lackey has three seasons remaining on a five-year, $82.5 million contract. He was 12-12 with a 6.41 ERA in 28 starts for the Red Sox in 2011.


Hey do the Red Sox think Theo Epstein is stupid or something?  John Lackey fucking sucks.  Do you really think that the Cubs would agree to pay the final three years of an 82.5 million dollar contract of a guy who gets drunk in the clubhouse and has a 6.41 ERA?  Come on, Theo would never be that stupid.  He would never acquire a guy like Lackey. Who do the Red Sox think they are fooling here.  This isn’t your father’s Cubs anymore.


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This fan at Beyonce Concert is 100% getting a record deal

October 21, 2011 Leave a comment



This chick is just murdering the mic.  This chick should be on X-factor like tomorrow.  Pipes like an angel.



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Umm…WHAT?!?!? Crazy shit going down at the UCLA vs Arizona game

October 21, 2011 Leave a comment



As far as bench clearing brawls incited by fake referee streakers go…that was a pretty good one.


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LOCK OF THE Century: Wisconsin(-7.5) at Michigan State

October 19, 2011 Leave a comment

If there was ever a Lock of the Century that I would bet my house on it would be this game.  I know Michigan State just cheap shotted their way to a win at home against Michigan, but there is no way in hell they are keeping this game within single digits.  All Wisconsin has done this season is kick people’s teeth in.  Then the BCS standings come out and they are ranked 6th! Not first…but 6th.  That’s a god damn atrocity.  Wisconsin is probably just as pissed off as I am about that slap in the face.  Wisconsin is for sure hanging 40 points on the Spartans and Michigan State’s offense sucks.  I think this game will be a blow out.  Wisconsin 47 MSU 17


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