I could totally kicked the shit out of both of these guys
Jesus Christ kids, who taught you how to fight? Mother Goose? These kids are pathetic. If you are going to fight…actually fight. You gotta get dirty. You can’t be afraid to take a hit to the head. I took Tae Kwan Doe or whatever it was called as kid. I pretty much beat the shit out of everyone in the class. Then we had this like event thing in front of all of our parents where we had to smash a board of wood with our bare hands. I effing crushed that thing. Splinters everywhere. After realizing that Karate wasn’t a challenge I moved on to sports that were actual sports. Meaning sports you can get a varsity letter for. I haven’t done any karate training in like 18 years, but there is not a doubt in my mind that I could beat the shit out of both of these kids at the same time.
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