What’s the only thing worse than one cat? Two Cats!
(Boston.com) —Frank and Louie is not a normal cat, though his owner begs to differ. The cat was born with two faces — a condition called Janus — and was awarded a spot in the 2012 edition of the Guinness World Records book for the longest living cat with the condition. The two faces share a brain and a stomach. “Frank does the eating,” said the cat’s owner, Marty, who prefers not to give out her last name to protect her privacy. “He only has to eat for one cat body. He’s just one cat body with an extra face.” Most cats with the condition don’t live past kittenhood, but Frank and Louie just celebrated his 12th birthday at the beginning of the month. The cat’s longevity could be due to Marty’s dedication to the unique feline. She adopted Frank and Louie when the cat was one day old. Marty was working at the Cummings School of Veterinary Medicine at Tufts at the time, and someone brought him in to be put to sleep. That’s when she decided to take Frank and Louie home with her. “For the first month or so I fed him every two hours,” Marty said. “He was the size of a hamster.” Now, Frank and Louie is thriving. He plays with Marty’s other animals – another cat and a dog – enjoy going for walks on a leash, riding in the car, and giving kisses.“He’s acclimated very well,” Marty said. “He doesn’t know he’s any different. He thinks he’s a normal cat.”
Its no secret that I despise cats. Just the worst pet ever. They just walk around all high and mighty thinking that they are better than humans. Then when its time to eat, they try to act sweet to trick their owners into feeding them. Cats are just two-faced, back-stabbing assholes. Which is why I kind of respect this cat. This cat owns it. He is going to use one of his faces to look all sweet, while the other face is eating the food. It’s like my problem with Lebron James and Tiger Woods. Those guys are assholes. Everyone knows it. Yet, they try to sell us this load of crap that they are good people, hard-working, blah blah blah. I would respect them so much more if they would be like this cat and just embrace their inner villain. Be a dick. Don’t fight it. So, I respect this cat because it at least acknowledges that its the worst pet ever and is just a conniving deceitful little jerk that only cares about himself and his other face.
PS: This is the ugliest pet I have ever seen. A face not even a mother could love.
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