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Man eats raw meat off of shelves at Wal-Mart and puts it back

(Pennsylvania)–A Carlisle man faces felony charges after police said he was seen eating raw meat from off of the shelf of the Carlisle Walmart Monday afternoon. Carlisle police said an employee saw Scott T. Shover, 53, opening packages of raw ground beef and raw stew beef in the store and eating some of it at 2:40 p.m. Shover then placed the opened packages back on the shelf to be sold and never paid for them, according to police. The total loss of meat was valued at $24.53, police said. A loss prevention officer and a store manager followed Shover outside and pointed him out to an officer who happened to be in the parking lot at the same time, helping to move trucks along, police said. Shover was arrested at Taser point without any further issues, according to police. He was taken to Cumberland County Prison on retail theft charges, police said. Shover’s record shows that he has four previous retail theft convictions. Since he is a repeat offender, this most recent theft becomes a felony offense, police said.

This is gross, the guy is being charged with a felony, arrested at taser point, blah blah blah, that is not the real story here.  Hey Cumberlink…THE GUY HAS NO TEETH.  How the hell did he do that?  I am not even mad, I’m impressed.  I remember when I had my wisdom teeth out I couldn’t even eat a milkshake.  I was only missing 4 teeth, this guy is missing all of them.  His pain tolerance has to be through the roof.  Kinda surprised the threat of a taser was enough to subdue this guy.

Secondly, whatever happened to free samples at grocery stores?  I bet if Wal-Mart would have had little bit of raw meat with tooth picks in them he wouldn’t have had to eat $24.53 worth of meat when trying to figure out which one he wanted to buy.  If Wal-Mart wasn’t so greedy they could have saved themselves the trouble of a guy sampling the meat himself.

 

PS: Can you cook meat with a taser?

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  1. michaela
    September 14, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    this mugshot is priceless

  2. September 15, 2011 at 8:05 pm

    Felony offense in the USA for being hungry. I hope the supermarket is bought out by SAFEWAY they deserve it. What a depressing story EXCEPT that now he’ll get about 25 years of free meals on the State and then die. What a brilliant man. He should be PRESIDENT.

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