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Big Buff is on a boat mother f*cker

(ESPN)–Winnipeg Jets defenseman Dustin Byfuglien likely will face unspecified criminal charges for allegedly boating while intoxicated two weeks ago in his home state of Minnesota. Lake Minnetonka Conservation district attorney Steve Tallen confirmed that a criminal complaint against Byfuglien has been prepared in connection with a boating incident Aug. 31. Byfuglien, 26, was arrested by Hennepin County law enforcement personnel, who said he refused to take a blood or urine test. He was released after spending about three hours in custody. Tallen, following state law, would not reveal the exact nature of the pending charges when contacted by ESPN.com.

 

So it looks like good ole Dusty Buff spent his offseason doing 12oz curls on his boat.  That 5 year 26 million dollar extension isn’t looking so hot now.  Classic example of buying low and selling high.  Stan Bowman is absolutely dominating the other 29 GMs and building a juggernaut dynasty.

I have to say that I can’t believe Buff got arrested for this.  I have been on a boat many times in my life and I don’t think there has been a time that I wasn’t drunk.  Are there cop boats out on the water that I have always been just too drunk to notice?  How did this happen.  I feel bad for Buff here because all he was doing was enjoying a summer on the lake.  If getting drunk on a boat is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

 

 

PS: Season tickets arrived in the mail today…they smell like silver polish.  Stanley Cup right around the corner.  DYNASTY COMMENCE

 

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