BREAKING NEWS: Nike releases Marty McFly “Back to the Future” shoes

(PC News)–Nike has sparked rumors that it may unveil the self-tying “Nike Air Mag” shoe. originally featured in the Back to the Future movies, at an event in Los Angeles Thursday night. Based on a promotional video (attached below) entitled “McFly’s Closet”, and posted by a “DocEmmettBrown88,” hype for the self-tying novelty show has ramped up. The video, of course, shows row upon row of futuristic shoes, with Back to the Future themed music playing in the background.

I am going to keep this short because as soon as I post this blog I am driving 88mph down to Niketown.  Rec League basketball is right around the corner and I am going to dominate the shit out of everybody.  I am pretty sure Marty McFly shoes make you play basketball like Teen Wolf.  I’ll be a YouTube sensation every Wednesday night.  I went after science pretty hard last week for never being able to come up with new cool shit.  Well Nike just confirmed that if you want to get something done, you can’t rely on some nerdy academic scientists.  Free market just gets results.  Yep, things are looking up for America.  Marty McFlys are getting us out of the recession 100%, and if power laces are here hoverboards and a Cubs World Series can’t be far behind.

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