NBA Draft Recap
The NBA decided to move their draft from New York City to New Jersey, but it felt like they should have had it at Ellis Island. The lottery was filled with a boatload of tall, skinny, ugly, awkward Euro dudes with names like Enes, Jan, and Nikola. I can’t decide if this was the worst draft ever, or the best draft ever. I had only heard of like 8 of the guys drafted and listening to Stuart Scott talk in a some like weird dialect of ebonics is beyond annoying, but the humor was off the charts. Basketball Borat just kept getting drafted and interviewed all night.
Highlight of the night though was Jan Vesely’s girlfriend.
I know this guy is going to the NBA and everything(well, probably not Euros always suck except Dirk) but this guy is ugly. Totally out kicking his coverage. Not only is this girl a sexbomb, but she has no problem just frenching his face on national TV. Staking her claim. No doubt this will be the best moment of Jan Vesely’s career. So do they just give girls like her out to guys in the Czech Republic or Lithuania or wherever he is from? I don’t care that he is about to be a millionaire, there is no way he should be able to lock that girl down.
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