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So you wanna be a fire dancer, eh toots?

June 6, 2012 Leave a comment

 

It’s all fun and games until your face gets incinerated.  Gotta leave this stuff to the professionals.  Never would have happened if she was cutting cake or wrapping presents.  Way to ruin the whole party hun.

 

 

PS: Miami delenda est and I kinda want this to happen to Lebron

PPS: All of the descriptions for this video are in Russian or some weird language so I can’t understand what is being said, but I am going to go ahead and assume this chick walked away unscathed.

 

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OH NO CHRIS BOSH IS PLAYING!!!!

June 5, 2012 Leave a comment

(Miami Herald)– All signs point to Chris Bosh returning to action Tuesday night for the Miami Heat. Heat coach Erik Spoelstra called Bosh’s activation a game-time decision after the team’s shootaround Tuesday morning. Bosh has missed nine games since straining an abdominal muscle in the first game of the Eastern Conference semifinals against Indiana. The Heat plays the Celtics at 8:30 p.m. Tuesday at AmericanAirlines Arena in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference finals. The series is tied 2-2, with the Celtics winning the last two games. Bosh practiced with the Heat on Monday and participated in Tuesday’s shootaround. Unless there’s a setback between the morning shootaround and the team’s pregame warm-up, Bosh is playing.   

Honestly, couldn’t be less concerned about this.  Chris Bosh is as soft as it gets.  KG is going to straight make him quit by the second quarter and it’s not like Miami has great chemistry to begin with.  Basically this is just one more guy that needs a basketball to play with.  If Stern lets the game be called fairly then the Celtics win whether Bosh plays or not.  I ain’t scared.
CELTICS FOR AMERICA!!! MIAMI DELENDA EST!!!
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“Call Me Maybe” video gone wrong

June 5, 2012 Leave a comment

 

The site where I first found this video had a caption that said “He will never call you after that(frowney face)”.  Umm…I would call the blonde girl in about .0001 seconds.  Unless she isn’t 18 in which case…cute video girls.  Totes adorbs and funny.  Call me maybe…when you graduate.

 

PS: Miami delenda est.

 

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North Korea can’t even threaten to blow shit up right anymore. Kim Jung Il must be spinning in his grave

June 5, 2012 Leave a comment

(WSJ)–In response, South Korea’s Unification Ministry called the threat a “grave provocation.” Police have been stationed around several major newspapers and TV networks in Seoul since KCNA statements started mentioning the organizations a few weeks ago. Trouble is, the coordinates North Korea published were wrong. Perhaps that shouldn’t be surprising. But only one Seoul newspaper, Seoul Shinmun, noticed the coordinates didn’t match the locations of the newspapers KCNA said the North’s military had in its rocket sights. Martyn Williams, a former Tokyo-based technology journalist now on a fellowship at Stanford University, also took the few minutes needed to determine how they were screwed up. (We saw the statement Monday and gave it only a passing read because the bluster seemed the same as ever.) The KCNA statement described one newspaper as being at 37 degrees, 56 minutes and 83 seconds North and 126 degrees, 97 minutes and 65 seconds East. But as everyone who has finished third grade knows, the minute and second numbers shouldn’t exceed 60 when it comes to expressing geographic coordinates.

 

Bad day to be a North Korean.  If they can’t even properly threaten to blow up South Korea, then what do they have left?  Gone are the Cold War days where they would just pal around evil superstars like USSR, China, and Cuba.  Even after the Berlin wall fell they at least had the coolest evil dictator on the block.  Kim Jong Il always rocking stunner shades and keeping people on the edge of their seats.  Hell, they were apart of Bush’s “Axis of Evil” for christ sakes.  Now…they’ve got some fat kid with no swag running their country into the ground.  Can’t even get the coordinates right of the newspapers he wants to blow up.  For shame.  Kim Sung-Il isn’t walking through that door, Kim Jong Il isn’t walking through that door.  Now I get why all of those North Koreans flipped their shit when Kim Jong Il died.  I mean yeah they didn’t have food, they didn’t have electricity, and they didn’t have jobs, but at least they had a bad ass Eternal President.  No longer.  Might as well unify at this point.

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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Bill Plaschke trying to round the bases with Jackie Mac on Around The Horn

June 5, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Even though this video made me throw-up in my mouth I can’t totally hate on Plaschke here.  Awkward as hell, disgusting, and mind-boggling as this may have been can’t fault a guy for firing.  You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.  Maybe if you’re a nerdy, fat, bald, dude Jackie Mac looks good.  Everyone needs to get some.  Do your thing Plaschke, do your thing.

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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Getting to know White Sox first round draft pick Courtney Hawkins

June 5, 2012 Leave a comment

(Mothership)–The Chicago White Sox selected high school outfielder Courtney Hawkins with the No. 13 overall pick of the MLB draft on Monday. Hawkins, who is 6-foot-2 and 210 pounds, attends Carroll High School in Corpus Christi, Tex. He was the Texas Gatorade Player of the Year. He is signed with Texas. “[The White Sox picked me] just because I just went out there and played ball,” Hawkins said. “Played as hard as I can. That’s the way I always play. I see myself as a power guy who can run, who can hit, just overall everything. Not just one tool. I can do it all. I can go play for the White Sox, get in their system and develop into a better player.” Hawkins, who was rated by Baseball America as the No. 15  overall prospect, showed off his athleticism after being selected, performing a back flip on MLB.com.

 

Alright Courtney Hawkins, you crazy bastard, I dig your style.  Looks like a good athlete. Plays baseball or something I guess.  I love the energy.  Keep doing you Courtney.

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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Lebron is a coward: Part infinity of an infinite part series

June 4, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Not really breaking any major news here, but Lebron is a coward.  Game on the line, he gets the ball, dribbles into a double team and then dumps it off to the worst shooter on the floor 17 feet from the basketball.  Absolutely gutless move by Lebron James.  Who knows why he even had the ball in his hands there because nobody knows Lebron is a coward more than his own team.  That’s why they always give it to Wade when they need a basketball in crunch time.  I have never seen a player wilt quite like Lebron did last night.  Nobody was more relieved that Lebron fouled out in overtime than Lebron.  He wanted no part of that OT.  Celtics should be 3-1, but whatever.  They proved in game 2 that they can win in Miami.  They should win game five and close it out in 6.  Celtics for America.  MIAMI DELENDA EST!!!

 

PS: Bosh is supposedly coming back for Game 5…won’t matter but I hope we get to see a lot more of this face…

 

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LOCK OF THE CENTURY: Heat at Celtics Game 3 Eastern Conference Finals

June 1, 2012 Leave a comment

Miami Heat +2.5 vs Boston Celtics

 

Honestly, I can’t even believe this game is on the board.  Celtics are winning this game and there isn’t even a question.  Desperate team down 2-0, coming home, Rondo is the best player in the series, grit, balls, one last stand, blah blah blah.  None of that even matters.  There is no way David Stern fixes three straight games for the Heat.  The NBA really makes its money in the summer, and the NBA needs those summer dollars.  Either David Stern tells the refs to call the game fair and the Celtics win by close to double digits or Stern fixes the game for the Celtics to ensure the series goes longer and the Celtics win by 20.  Those are the only two possible scenarios tonight.  As much as David Stern wants the Heat to be in the Finals, he wants there to be drama in this series.  I also just don’t think he has the balls to steal three straight games.  Won’t do it.  The Pick: Celtics in a rout 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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Dude from the Village People straight murdering the dance floor to “Billie Jean”

June 1, 2012 2 comments

 

Swag to the nth degree.  This guy is making me believe that Michael Jackson just faked is own death.  Wanted to get out of the lime light so he became a construction worker in some place called Dagestan.  Unreal dance moves.  If this guy wasn’t going to be a professional dancer then I think he picked the next best career for himself as a construction worker.  It’s impossible to get hurt if you fall from a high-rise if you don’t have a skeletal structure.  Bro dances like he is Gumby.

 

 

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Most pathetic Lion roar ever

June 1, 2012 1 comment

 

Bro, I feel for ya.  I have been battling the same thing all week.  Summer allergies are the worst.  Take an Aleve for the swelling in your head, a clariton, and mucinex for that cough.

 

 

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