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Pachelbel’s Canon RE-MIX!!!!

June 1, 2012 3 comments

 

So my big sister is getting married in 13 months and I really think I should be in charge of all of the music for the entire thing.  Start to finish…nothing but hits.  You gotta let people know that they are here for a party.  Wedding ceremonies are boring as shit.  Just priests and love and vows and inside voices…well eff that noise.  I want to set the tone right from the start.  Let people know that the Chief’s fam will be party rocking until dawn and nothing says that better than Pachelbel’s Canon remixed.  This guy knows what I am talking about…

 

PS: Miami delenda est

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Lebron James Jr gets punked by a crossover and I LOVE it

June 1, 2012 1 comment

 

 

I don’t know what it says about me as a person that I took great pleasure in a 7 year-old getting embarrassed on the basketball court, but I don’t care.  I can’t help but love this.  I bet this happened in the fourth quarter too.  Here is the thing that I love the most about this video…it proves that Lebron is a bigger coward than his 7 year-old son.  When Lebron got posterized in that pick-up game a couple of years ago he bitched and moaned and the video was immediately taken down off of the internet.  Prince James is at least taking his beating like a man.  His dad would have cried in the media about how people were being mean to him and then called Daddy Stern to make sure that he the refs let him win.

 

PS: Miami delenda est

 

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IL State Representative Mike Bost punching Bills in their God Damn faces!!!

May 30, 2012 Leave a comment

 

I don’t know what this guy’s politics are, but I think we just found the next guy to go from IL House of Representatives straight to the White House.  Like seriously…just drop the “t” on the end of your name there Boss.  Yelling, screaming, rabble rousing, punching bills in their god damn faces.  LET HIS PEOPLE GO!!! LET ME GO!!! I’ll follow Mike Bost to the ends of the earth.  I’ll follow him anywhere as long as it’s not a bordering state because Iowa, Wisconsin, Indiana, Missouri, and Tennessee(yeah we border TN, look it up) all suck.  I mean this speech is as inspirational as it gets.  Literally woke up the row behind him.  DO IT MIKE BOST!!! DO IT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!! IN YOUR FACE MADIGAN!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!

 

 

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Just when you thought “Call Me Maybe” videos were completely played out…The Staples Center Crew

May 30, 2012 1 comment

I vowed to myself that I would never post another “Call Me Maybe” video, but I dug this one.  Had everything.  Cute girls, sports, unintentionally funny people, so pretty much A+.  No doubt in my mind that this all LA Kings social media’s idea.  They are the best in the game right now. The best.

PS: No Laker girls?

 

PPS: It goes reverse 5-hole, lower left, top left, top right, lower right.

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Chief’s Country Jam of The Week: “Shinin’ On Me”–Jerrod Niemann

May 30, 2012 Leave a comment

This song is just the quintessential summer jam.  If I were a wicked talented musician I’d want to write songs just like this.  A song that puts a smile on your face, simple enough for white guys to dance to, and a chorus that basically demands everyone to sing along.  “Shinin’ On Me” is going to wear out my speakers this week.

Week 1: “Angel Eyes” by Love and Theft

Week 2: “The Sound of A Million Dreams” by David Nail

Week 3: “Shinin’ On Me” by Jerrod Niemann

PS: I guess Jerrod Niemann is playing at Wrigley with Brad Paisley…might have to look into that…or maybe they should just give me two tickets.  I mean 200,000 people in May can’t be ignored…

PPS: Sup baby?

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Best Catch you’ll ever see…ever!

May 26, 2012 Leave a comment

 

 

Two out and a runner on 3rd in the bottom of the 9th.  Like I said, best catch you’ll ever see…EVER!!!

 

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Worst cover ever: High School kids try to play “Final Countdown”

May 25, 2012 1 comment

 

This is another example of why I would NEVER want to be a parent.  I mean this is literally worst thing I have ever seen.  And yet if you’re a parent of one of these hacks not only do you have to claim them as your own, but you have to sit there and tell them how good they were after.  Eff that noise. I think I would sneak out the backdoor and then tell the other parents that my kid already went.  That probably wouldn’t work though.  You’re kind of doomed to embarrassment.  If my kid was in this “band” I would make him wear a t-shirt that said “my other kid is an athlete”.

 

PS: Gotta hand it to the guy who tried to save them by pulling a Larry David.  Social assassin move.

 

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Lion and hipster in a stare down

May 23, 2012 Leave a comment

There are no words to describe how badly I wanted this glass to break.  Bro, just because you have hair like Mufasa doesn’t mean you can talk shit. This hipster dude is real tough behind that bullet proof glass.  Nothing worse than a guy who is fake tough.  Just chirping from a distance and antagonizing people when there is no real threat of a physical conflict.  The hipster is like the Alex Burrows of the zoo.  He will be a nuisance and start shit and then pray someone bails him out when shit gets real.  We all know you’re a bitch brah.  Probably haven’t been in a real fight your whole life.  The dude standing with him should have punched him twice for flinching.

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DWTS Finals Recap: Katherine Jenkins coronation

May 22, 2012 Leave a comment

No mercy rule on Dancing With The Stars I guess because Katherine Jenkins flat ran up the score on Maria Menounos with her last dance. By singing Katherine basically told Maria that when this competition is over she is going to go back to having the greatest voice on planet Earth and Maria will go back to reporting about baby bumps and asking more talented people what they are wearing until some younger version of Maria takes her job.  Absolute insult to injury.  I love it.  Great way to put an exclamation mark on an impressive victory.

I guess there are two other people in the finals against Katherine, but it doesn’t really matter.  This championship was going to come down to Katherine or Maria.  These guys are only in the finals because Katherine decided to deal a knockout punch last week.  This really is a coronation.  A mere formality.  If the other dancers had any virtue they would gracefully concede and just let Katherine sing and dance alone on stage for two hours.  This competition was really over before it started.  I don’t want to say I told you so…but I totally did…

As long as I can remember I don’t think my head, my heart, and my balls have ever agreed on something.  Every fiber of my soul is telling me Katherine Jenkins is going to win this competition.  The girl has everything.  She is adorable, she is dripping in sex, great voice, unbelievable eyes, bombs like you dream about, great dancer, smile.  If she can cook she is the perfect woman.  I have never been so instantly in love with a celebrity(or anyone) in my life.  I wish I could buy stock in Katherine Jenkins because this chick is on the rise.  She is going to be a super-mega star stateside.  So in my totally unbiased, humble, expert, opinion…the Season 14 DWTS Champion will be Katherine Jenkins and it should be like Secretariat at the Belmont.

It got a little tough in the middle there against Maria, but once Katherine started taking my advice there was no looking back.  Total team effort between Katherine and I.  All hail Katherine, Princess of Wales and Season 14 DWTS Champ and her coach/confidant/inspiration/future husband, yours truly…The Chief.

 

PS:  I didn’t talk about her other dance because honestly…that was my fault.  I got so overjoyed with the KO of Menounos that I lost focus and didn’t give the type of advice she needed.  Kathy, baby, sweetheart…I don’t care if it is the Paso Doble…nothing but hits babe.  Don’t dance to some boring ass old song with no lyrics.  Next time go with Bieber.  I should have told you, my bad.

 

 

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Casey Anthony being sued by Zanny The Nanny. Wait…she’s real?

May 22, 2012 Leave a comment

(Daily Mail)–America’s most hated mother Casey Anthony has been found ten months after she went into hiding following her sensational acquittal over the murder of her two-year-old daughter Caylee. The 26-year-old, who has been vilified by the public after a jury found her not guilty despite a string of inconsistencies in her trial defence, was served a court order for a defamation case. She will now face a judge again in connection with the controversial murder probe after investigators staked out her hideout in Florida and served her with a subpoena. She is being sued by Zenaida Gonzalez, who shares the name of a fake babysitter ‘Zanny the Nanny’ who Anthony initially told police had kidnapped Caylee. Anthony admitted fabricating that story. It later emerged that Anthony, whose acquittal last July has been compared to the infamous OJ Simpson case, did not know anyone by that name and the real Miss Gonzalez is not even a nanny. Now Miss Gonzalez is suing her after claiming she lost her job and apartment due to the association with the disappearance of Caylee, whose body was found in woods near Anthony’s home in 2008. After initially sticking by the claim that the kidnapper had been kidnapped, Anthony’s lawyers then insisted at the start of the trial that Caylee had accidentally drowned in the family’s swimming pool. It is this primary Inconsistency in her story that has sparked public outrage in the case and forced the defendant into hiding after her release from Orange County Jail.

 

Admittedly, I paid zero attention to the whole Casey Anthony thing as it was going on.  I avoid real news basically at all costs.  I didn’t listen to one second of the coverage until all of America lost their shit about the verdict.  Supposedly there was all kinds of evidence stacked against Casey Anthony, but I only needed to hear one thing to know that she was guilty.  She said her nanny’s name was Zanny. I just always thought that this Zanny the nanny couldn’t possibly be real.  I am not a lawyer, but to me that was the essence of the case.  Like Casey just got caught off guard and said the first thing that came to her mind like Dwight with his Dentist, Dr. Crentist. Now this mystery nanny is coming out of the woodwork to sue Casey Anthony for defamation.  If she wasn’t making up Zanny’s existence maybe there’s more to this case than meets the eye.  I don’t know what to believe anymore.

 

PS: No comment on how hot Casey Anthony looks in that picture above.  It’s not appropriate.

 

 

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