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Tim Tebow Mic’d up…guy is a little religious

December 16, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Just the most positive guy ever.  The Patriots are like a billion times better than the Broncos and I am still scared out of my effing mind.  Tebow’s god is an awesome god…obvi.

 

 

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Tebow vs Bears Recap

December 12, 2011 3 comments

 

Tebow sucks.  He throws an ugly ball. He’s just a running back.  He didn’t win the game, the bears lost it. If Barber doesn’t run out of bounds and/or doesn’t fumble…wah wah wah.  Look it Bears fans, time for some real talk here…Tebow won that game.  He did.  Time to just acknowledge it and move on.  Yeah…Barber made two terrible plays that cost the team the game, but it wasn’t his fault.  Tebow jesus-mind fucked the shit out of Barber.  If you believe anything else then you are blind.  Tebow and God are BFFs.  Its obvious.  There is no way in hell the Broncos win that game if Cutler or Forte play…so God fucked them up a little.  Paving the way for Tebow. There is no other explanation.  So wake the hell up.  December 21st, 2012 is a year a way.  I for one am not going to sit down here on Earth like a goddamn moron saying how much God’s best friend sucks at throwing when the rapture comes.  So in conclusion, Tebow is great and sure seems like a nice fellow.  Bears could learn a lot about faith from that game.  Thanks for the opportunity of playing in God’s presence.  Good luck the rest of the season.  Amen.

PS: Hey Tebow…please shake hands with Jay Cutler after the game and pat Forte on the knee.

 

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Bill Cosby loves Tebow

December 6, 2011 Leave a comment

 

Bill Cosby perfectly summed up how I feel about Tim Tebow.  I mean yeah, for 90% of this video I had no idea what he was talking about.  Joe Kapp?  That’s the old dude who got into a fight last week at the CFL Hall of Fame.  Probably a ridiculous comparison because I don’t think the forward pass hadn’t been invented yet, but that’s not the point.  I like Tebow.  I like how he plays hard.  He is intense.  I like that he throws his beliefs in everyone’s face.  Not because I am religious(I’m not) but because this is America where we have freedom of religion guaranteed to us.  I feel like people who hate him are the same people who call Christmas parties “holiday” or “winter” parties.  I’ll never understand how people get so angry at Tebow for his religion.  It doesn’t affect people in any way.  So keep doing your thing Tebow.  If you hate one of Cosby’s guys you absolutely have no soul.  Everyone, by law, has to love Cosby.

 

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John Fox is an atheist

November 16, 2011 Leave a comment

I mean, what the hell?” Fox said Monday in an interview with NFL.com reporter Jeff Darlington.  “You don’t get points for style in this league. Let me tell you  something: My man is really good in this offense. You know what I mean? “If we were trying to run a regular offense, he’d be screwed.”–John Fox, Head Coach Denver Broncos
Hey John Fox…Christmas is right around the corner so its probably not a good idea to be bad-mouthing Jesus’s left hand man.  I mean what else does Tebow have to do to make people believe in him?  The guy just keeps on winning.  Hell the Broncos won a divisional game against a red hot Chiefs team even though they only completed one down field pass.  You know what I call that…A MIRACLE!!! The Broncos were dead…Tebow has resurected their playoffs hopes as they are in the middle of a division championship race.  Haters gonna hate I guess.  I can’t wait until tomorrow when Tebow beats the shit out of the Jets.

 

 

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How did I not write this Tim Tebow Song

October 26, 2011 2 comments

 

This song is FRESH TO DEATH!!!  I mean just killer lyrics laid over phat Nicki Manaj beats.  Who could ever want anything more in a song.  I am 100% starting him in fantasy over stupid Tony Romo.

 

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NFL Week 7 Recap

October 24, 2011 Leave a comment

Tim Tebow is so good that he proves the first 55 minutes of a football game are irrelevant.  I mean the guy is a winner first and foremost.  Nobody should be questioning his ability at this point.  Even when he sucks he is great.  I mean look at his form here in this picture.  Just effing terrible.  Ball is starting way too low in his delivery.  Awful mechanics.  What you can’t see in this picture is his heart.Probably threw a TD pass here.

Colts are the leaders at the quarter-pole in the “Suck For Luck” Derby.  The Rams and Dolphins are hot on their tail though.  Manning face right there.  Peyton might realize that his days are numbered.  Colts should be embarrassed.  The Dolphins at least tried to win, but Tebow was simply too perfect…hard to beat a team with Jesus on their side.

I don’t want to be a prisoner of the moment, but Matt Forte is the best running back in the NFL.  He can do everything.  He is the only thing worth watching on the Bears offense.  I can’t wait to see how Jerry Angelo manages to piss him off enough to walk away at the end of this contract.

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They are who we thought they were.  Two losses in a row now and Matt Stafford is scheduled to have an MRI.  Too late to enter the Suck For Luck Derby.  Lions could find themselves on the outside looking in again.

The Chargers are the softest/dumbest team in the league hands down.  They had an opportunity to win a statement game and stand up for their coach after he was insulted during the week and they choked.  With a chance to win the game on a last-minute drive, the Chargers ran one of the worst 2 minute drills I have ever seen.  They are totally pathetic.  Anybody who thinks they are capable of rising up and winning a big game is a moron.

Cam Newton is AWESOME

 

 

That’s about all you need to know.  That…and that games in London are stupid.

 

 

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