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Whoa, good save Santorum. Almost calls Obama the n-word

March 30, 2012 Leave a comment

Cutting it close there Ricky.  If he finishes that syllable I think Obama might have won the black vote.  To be fair though…Santorum stumbles over words a lot and this might have been just a mistake.

 

 

PS: I really think Santorum should make “I’m crazy and I’m right” his official campaign slogan.  Just embrace it Ricky.

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Rick Santorum Bringing the noise

February 1, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Rick Santorum is kinda growing on me.  Based on this video we have had some shared experiences.  The first time I drank I think I ended up holding my shoes under my arm pits.  I also know a few asian guys and I agree…Fairy crutches are bullshit.  This video didn’t have the clip from last night when he finished a distant third in the Florida Primary and still had the balls to tell Newt Gingrich to drop out of the race.  I liked it.  Keep doing you Santorum, you frothy mix of fecal matter and lube.

 

PS: How pissed are Ron Paul’s people that they didn’t come up with “I’m crazy, and I am right.”?  That’s his campaign in a nutshell.

PPS: This picture will ALWAYS make me laugh.  Giants, midgets and some people in between

 

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NH voters googled Santorum, found that he’s number one enemy of the gay community

January 11, 2012 Leave a comment

 

I never understood why a guy who couldn’t win an election in his home state would think he had a shot in a national election.  Now it makes sense.  Maybe he knew he couldn’t win, but at least if he ran the number one thing that came up on Google when searching his name wasn’t “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex“.  So far it’s been an unsuccessful campaign.

 

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