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How many votes is one super hot intern worth?

January 4, 2012 Leave a comment

 

Apparently a super-hot intern is worth about 8 votes.  Romney is on his way to NH and I would say the nomination barring a miracle or an affair with a super hot intern.

PS: I don’t know that this girl is an intern.  In fact I don’t know anything about this girl.  Which is something I would like to rectify.  If you know this girl, ask her if she digs bloggers and if she wants to get married.

PPS: Bill Clinton is 100% supporting Romney now.

 

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A Couple of Mormon dorks trying to get righteous on a brother

December 13, 2011 Leave a comment

I have watched this video twice and I can only come to one conclusion…Mitt Romney has no chance in the general election vs Barack Obama.  I mean if this isn’t the definition of foreshadowing then I don’t know what is.  You got a couple of nerdy white boys rolling up on their Huffys wearing their helmets trying to preach about some shit and this guy just talks fast and swags the fuck out of them.  The Mormons get heated many times in this video and the black guy just charms them and gets them to keep talking so he can pummel them some more.  It’s like that famous Muhammad Ali fight where Ali refuses to knock his opponent out because the guy wouldn’t call him by his muslim name.  Ali just kept the dude on his feet and kept yelling “Say my mother fucking name, bitch”.  Just tortured the guy.  Romney just doesn’t connect to people and Obama is the coolest kid on the block.  Romney will talk about that time he had a sip of beer once, while Obama will be showing clips of him draining threes in a pick up game with Charles Barkley.  It’s just no comparison.  So Republicans, I am begging you…nominate somebody else besides Romney.  The dude is a square.

PS: It’s cool that I say “brother” right?  I mean Leon gave Larry permission on Curb to use brother so I think I am in the clear.  Just to make sure I am going to check with my black friends though….ok…friend…not plural.

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