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Mark Cuban looks really worried about the NBA Lockout

October 26, 2011 Leave a comment

 

The NBA Lockout is in day like 100 or something and they are cancelling like another two weeks of the season like every day.  The NBAPA better get their shit together and accept a deal like yesterday.  Mark Cuban seems to be doing just fine.  Billionaires are gonna beat millionaires who can’t miss a paycheck without having to declare bankruptcy 110% of the time.

 

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Delonte West is a moron…applies for job at Home Depot

August 19, 2011 2 comments

 

(Yahoo Sports)–Delonte West apparently wants to work at Home Depot during the NBA’s current lockout. And whether this is a Twitter joke or a legitimate attempt to build up his bankroll one hour at a time, can you blame the guy?

 

If Delonte West actually gets hired by Home Depot, then my opinion of that store is to the shits.  “Have you ever been convicted of a felony? If you answer yes, please explain.” What is Delonte going to say to that one? “Well I was pulled over for speeding on my motorcycle and the police searched me.  I happened to have a handgun in my pocket, another handgun on my leg, and a shotgun in my guitar case.”  Umm…don’t call us, we’ll call you, right?  If that guy gets hired I am getting all my paint, hardware, and door knobs at Lowes.  I don’t even need any of that shit, but I have to make a point.

And for the record, I don’t think people who work at Home Depot are morons…but Delonte West is a moron for applying there.  Even Meta World Peace knows that if you are looking for a part time job where they hire guys with tattoos on their face…then go for electronics man, get that employee discount. Would you rather have 15% off of lumber or a PS3?  

PS: Somebody should tell Delonte that the lockout hasn’t even really started yet.  Pro athletes don’t get paid in the offseason.  He hasn’t missed a paycheck yet.  According to basketball-reference.com   Delonte West has made $14,093,519 to date in his career.  Let’s assume half of that has gone to Uncle Sam…that’s still over $7m for his life.  He shouldn’t need a summer job. 

PPS: Even though Delonte is a moron…I still have a place for him in my heart for hooking up with Lebron’s mom…while they were teammates.  That’ll show him, good work Delonte.

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Kobe Bryant doing his best to remind people he is still an asshole

August 16, 2011 1 comment

(CBS, Los Angelos)–Bryant allegedly grabbed a man’s wrist and cell phone at St. Therese of Carmel in San Diego Sunday. The man claims Bryant thought he had taken pictures of him and his family on his cell phone, but returned the phone after discovering there were no pictures. The alleged victim claims he had to go to the hospital to treat a wrist injury. Police in San Diego are now investigating. Bryant has not commented on the incident.

 

Look, I hate Kobe Bryant as much as the next guy, but I am having a really hard time figuring out who the bigger asshole is in this story.  Kobe for grabbing the guy’s wrist and taking his phone, or the guy for acting like Kobe raped him.  Yeah, Kobe was out of line by grabbing your phone, but telling people you had to go to the hospital is weak shit.  If Kobe ever did that to me I would just ask him how Shaq’s ass tastes and what it feels like to blow the biggest 4th quarter lead in NBA Finals history.  That would show him.  Then if he punched me, then that’s where you get him.  Don’t be a little bitch and fake an injury, get right up in his face and see if he will give you a real injury.

PS: I didn’t realize rapists go to church

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Lebron being Lebron.

August 15, 2011 4 comments

If you were wondering what Lebron James was doing this summer while the NBA was still locked out, he is just doing what he always does…dribbling all nonchalant like he doesn’t give a shit, so little Asian kid picks his pocket then jams in his face.  Lebron, all embarrassed, races down the floor out of control, travels(doesn’t get called) and then he throws the ball away.  No wonder LBJ doesn’t want to play abroad. 

 

PS: No word on if this was in the 4th quarter or not.

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