Posts Tagged ‘Mitt Romney vs Barack Obama’

Chris Christie gets all Jersey and threatens Iowa

January 4, 2012 Leave a comment

I LOVE THE FAT MAN.  I’d follow Chris Christie from diner to diner across this great nation.  America needs to get its balls back.  America needs Chris Christie.  Christie just put Iowa in its place…and they listened.  Meanwhile we got Iran trying to act tough…IRAN.

(Washington Post)–“We warn this ship, which is considered a threat to us, not to come back, and we do not repeat our words twice,” Salehi said, according to the Iranian Students’ News Agency. The Obama administration brushed aside the threat, but the increasingly bellicose tone — coupled with new economic sanctions on Iran expected to take effect in the coming weeks — helped cause the price of oil to jump more than 4 percent during a day of upbeat economic news.

Hey Iran, just who the hell do you think you are?  You guys can’t threaten our ships or threaten to close the Straight of Hormuz. If you think I am about to pay $6.50 a gallon for gas because you guys feel like being tough you got another thing coming.  Do you think Chris Christie would let Iran talk shit like that…for sure NOT.  Christie would go down to Cabella’s, buy himself a canoe and 9mm and take out the Iranian Navy by himself.  Obama maybe the coolest kid in school, but right now some emo freshman band geek is shaking him down and telling everyone he hooked up with his girlfriend. Obama better get his swag back soon otherwise the nerdy Young Republicans club president that tries too hard might actually become president.

PS: When Christie tells Iowa that “he’ll be back if you don’t do what you are supposed to“, he is 1000000% talking about 2016 when he runs for President with Marco Rubio as his VP.  I don’t care how bad the economy sucks, how badly the world is falling apart, how many promises he didn’t keep…Obama is winning in November by a landslide.  This republican cast of candidates just doesn’t have what it takes.

PPS: Can somebody please explain to me how a caucus works and why that is beneficial? Thanks

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A Couple of Mormon dorks trying to get righteous on a brother

December 13, 2011 Leave a comment

I have watched this video twice and I can only come to one conclusion…Mitt Romney has no chance in the general election vs Barack Obama.  I mean if this isn’t the definition of foreshadowing then I don’t know what is.  You got a couple of nerdy white boys rolling up on their Huffys wearing their helmets trying to preach about some shit and this guy just talks fast and swags the fuck out of them.  The Mormons get heated many times in this video and the black guy just charms them and gets them to keep talking so he can pummel them some more.  It’s like that famous Muhammad Ali fight where Ali refuses to knock his opponent out because the guy wouldn’t call him by his muslim name.  Ali just kept the dude on his feet and kept yelling “Say my mother fucking name, bitch”.  Just tortured the guy.  Romney just doesn’t connect to people and Obama is the coolest kid on the block.  Romney will talk about that time he had a sip of beer once, while Obama will be showing clips of him draining threes in a pick up game with Charles Barkley.  It’s just no comparison.  So Republicans, I am begging you…nominate somebody else besides Romney.  The dude is a square.

PS: It’s cool that I say “brother” right?  I mean Leon gave Larry permission on Curb to use brother so I think I am in the clear.  Just to make sure I am going to check with my black friends though….ok…friend…not plural.

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