(MTV)–Justin Bieber may only be 17, but the kid has crazy mature boyfriend skills when it comes to doing special things for his girl Selena Gomez. Case in point: The dynamic duo went out for a decent-enough date on Friday night to see Gomez’s pal Demi Lovato play a show at the Nokia Theatre in downtown Los Angeles. Then, according to TMZ, he surprised Gomez after the concert with an even bigger show right next door at the Staples Center, the 20,000-seat home of the Los Angeles Lakers. After 11 p.m., Bieber told Gomez, “follow me,” and the pair walked through an underground tunnel that connects the two arenas. As they walked into the empty building, all Gomez saw was a table for two set up on the floor with a steak and pasta dinner from the venue’s fancy restaurant, the Lexus Club. The major date was inspired by a scene in the Adam Sandler flick “Mr. Deeds,” in which Sandler’s character surprises his love interest, Winona Ryder, with a date for two at Madison Square Garden. After the superstar couple’s meal, things got even more romantic when “Titanic” began playing on a screen in the arena. According to reports, Bieber got the venue for free as a thank-you from the bosses at Staples for his string of three previous sell-outs there. After making things way harder for his fellow man with his big-balling gesture, Biebs had a message for all the dudes out there who aren’t pulling their weight when it comes to the chivalry department. “Romance isn’t dead,” he tweeted after his date. “Treat your lady right fellas.” Easy for you to say, dude.
Un-fricken-believable Bieber!!! What a god damn boss this kid is. I used to rag on him relentlessly…out of pure jealously. Like, chicks go nuts for this kid. Chicks of all ages. I never understood it. He weighs like 80 pounds, yet he pulls dimes like Selena Gomez on the reg. I was baffled. However, I can’t deny this kid’s swag anymore.
This kid makes me and every other guy on earth look like a chump. I mean I try to come up with fun dates, and go to fancy restaurants, just to try and get to first base with some girl I have probably been wearing down for months. Biebs just gets the keys to the Staple Center to watch a movie. I am sure trying to get laid after Titanic with your mom upstairs is probably a pain in the ass, so Biebs just went off sight. Titanic at the Staple Center is romantic as hell. Who wouldn’t get all weak in the knees for this kid.
So now whenever I am thinking of a date like a stupid private dance class, or apple picking, or some gay shit like that I’ll think to myself “Would The Biebs do this?” and if I answer NO to that question I will go back to the drawing board. I am going to be following this kid’s every move looking for dating tips. The kid has obviously forgotten more about wheeling chicks than I will ever know.
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Stay strong bro, stay strong. The kid is right…this girl can’t yell at him because she isn’t the boss…but the second you get married…she 100% is the boss. I mean, I wouldn’t want to marry this chick either. I mean this is how she is before the marriage, imagine what she is going to be like once this guy is all locked up. This is the danger of Mid 20s dating. You date a girl for a few months and next thing you know you are over at her house and she has wedding magazines all over the coffee table with pages marked. Obviously the first instinct here would be to run…but then you realize you’ll have to go without regular sex. So you pretend that you can avoid the whole situation and press the ejector button at the last second. Which is nearly impossible. So a few more months go by and your girl has worn you down to the point where you’ll do anything to stop that yelling and nagging. Before you know…you are standing at the altar wondering where you went wrong. It’s too late at that point though. You’re done. Which is why I have so much respect for this kid. He flat out refused to hear about marriage. He wouldn’t even look at her. He even tried to get his mom to reason with this broad. So he went with the big guns. The old Costanza move. He turned on the water works. Good move guy. Good move.
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(IMMOKALEE) — An Immokalee man is facing a domestic battery charge after authorities say he gave his girlfriend a hair cut — while she slept. David Bustos, 26, of the 700 block of Crestview Circle, was arrested Thursday by Collier County sheriff’s deputies at home. Bustos and his girlfriend got into an argument on Tuesday causing Bustos to leave his girlfriend’s home, according to an arrest report. She told deputies that around 7 a.m. the next morning she awoke in her bed to Bustos shaving her head with an electric hair clipper. He used such force with the clippers that it caused a small cut on her scalp, according to reports. The victim told deputies that she immediately kicked him off of her and he fled the home. Deputies said there were several sections of braided hair lying on the victim’s bed.
Ok, so I haven’t done a Mid 20s Dating Guide blog in a while because quite frankly…I am out of material. I pretty much put everything I know about girls and dating into like three blogs. I am out of tips on things to do. I didn’t realize until today that I know way more about what NOT to do. Some from experience, and some from common sense. So here is Volume One of probably an infinite part series about what not to do when dating girls.
So, if you have a fight with your girlfriend I would say probably the number one thing NOT to do is sneak back into her room at night and buzz off all of her hair. Yeah, yeah its battery blah blah blah…that’s not the biggest issue at hand here. Bro…YOU CUT OFF YOUR GIRL’S HAIR!!! Girls with short hair are disgusting, and girls with buzzed heads are even worse. Exhibit A) Britney Spears. I put up with all her weight issues, pregnancies, and scarring from her pregnancies because deep down I knew “I’m a Slave For You” Britney Spears was still in there somewhere. However, the minute she cut all her hair off I checked out forever. Girls should never ever have their hair shorter than their shoulders. That’s just the law, or at least it should be. Now this guy is completely stuck. He can’t break up with her now. Break up and she is 100% going through with these charges. If he sweet talks her into giving the relationship another shot…she will drop the charges. So now this guy is in a relationship with a bald freak. Back fire of the century.
And if this guy thought his girlfriend got pissed before when he didn’t notice that she made a minor change to her hair, he hasn’t seen anything yet. Girls pay like $500 every month for some chick to put little blonde streaks in their hair and cut off a half an inch. This girl will practically be living at the salon trying to salvage something she can leave the house with. Guess what happens if she walks in and this guy didn’t notice that she changed her hair? Godzilla times a billion!!! All around failure by this guy. I may not know much about dating, but I do know that if you cut a girl’s hair off in the middle of the night…that’s a no-win situation.
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